Friday, October 13
Happy Friday the 13th. It's your friendly screener, Erica, here again to tell you all about The Gray Area. Be safe today. And remember, if you have anything to say about this, leave a comment!
7pm: So, I'm ready to go against my nemesis. Last night, a prankster was able to get through me 3 times. But tonight, I'm ready for him. And I will come up victorious!
Today is a sad day for Chris and Brad. Noon was the end for their time together as roommates in the Extended Stay Hotel. They are saying they are relieved, but I think they are both a little sad. There may have even been a tear or two.
So, for the last few weeks, the guys have been debating where to put "setting the tone." In the beginning, tone set was at the beginning, more recently around 7:40. 7:40 has not worked out so well recently, so tonight we are trying 7 once again. Tonight we get 3 bites on the tone set.
Earlier today, I found a website that sells hamsters for "alternative purposes." The guys use this as a way to bring some romance to the evening before discussing cheating.
Within the first 20 minutes, the pranker calls twice. I catch him both times. You better step your game up tonight, because I am ready for you.
Coming back, the guys play clips of their trip to the Haight today. Chris has been there frequently, but this is popping Brad's Haight cherry. I think Brad is a little freaked out by the whole experience, particularly a burly cross-dresser and a maybe disabled "hag" who turns out to be a man. I know it can be overwhelming Brad, but you'll be ok.
To wrap up the hour, the cheating topic begins. They realize there are a lot of rules to cheat successfully. Additionally, I found an AskMen.com article justifying that cheating can be good for a relationship. What can I say, rationalization is a powerful thing.
The Rules of Cheating:
- Always use cash or get a prepaid credit card
- Don't set anything up on the computer
- Get a second phone or computer
One we all think of is don't talk about your cheating on a talk show!!!
8pm: This hour we continue the cheating talk. In the beginning of the hour I also found HappyAffair.com, a website that lays down the rules for cheating. Be aware when going there, some of the content is pretty mature. Brad also mentions Alibi.com. Wow, there's like a whole network of places for people to find help in screwing over their partner.
They have a little trouble at getting people to call to talk about their cheating. I wonder why.
We do get a few calls from women upset that the guys are condoning cheating. Chris and Brad say it's unrealistic to think that people will always end a relationship rather than cheating. This is kinda depressing.
From here, the calls go all over the board. Everywhere from unwarranted jealousy to open relationships.
9pm: Chris and Brad talk about how difficult it can be as a talk show host in a relationship. They both talk a lot about their personal lives, which can get them in trouble. Brad asks the listeners that if they befriend his wife, to not tell her everything they hear him say. One time he was in so much trouble, he was only able to get in the house with a teddy bear.
To lighten things up a bit, the guys play Episode 2 of Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager. Like I said yesterday, check them out, they are fantastic.
We had Brian call in with story he saw in a porn. Dude, don't be so obvious. If you want to make up a story, you gotta be realistic. Don't go too over the top. Just a tip from your screener to make your call more successful.
I went to grab my sandwich from the fridge, and when I come back the first thing I hear is a discussion of semen references on "Drawn Together." The guys like this show, personally I think this it is the worst cartoon ever. Sorry, just isn't funny.
The guys wrap up presenting the Conference Table idea. This is where you see something terrible; ad, tv show, or otherwise, and wonder about everyone involved in greenlighting this idea. You know, all these executives sitting around a conference table, saying yes, this is a great idea.
Finally, Chris tells us that half, yes half, of all myspace users are over 35!!
10pm: In telling a story about a neighbor I had who sounds like a guinea pig when having sex, it sparks a discussion. The guys want to know, have you ever had to break up with a girl because of the noises she makes?
Ruben from San Jose calls in on a little different subject. His old girlfriend liked the dirty talk, and with his new girlfriend, she couldn't take it. She even started crying during sex because he went so far. Then Brad starts saying that he thinks its hot to call your woman a whore during sex. That's pretty dangerous territory boys. You'd better not do that if you're not 100% sure it's ok.
It gets even more graphic as Justin from Walnut Creek tells us about a girl he dated who had flatulance during sex, frequently. That poor girl, how could any man continue when that is going on? And, what do you possibly do in that situation?
Well, the show is wrapping up, and the last segment starts with our favorite quote: "I douched my canal with whiskey." This is from a training video from WWII, warning our soldiers against the dangers of sleeping with foreign temptresses.
Finally, Chris and Brad are kind enough to pimp the blog. Thanks guys!
I apologize to my mother, and have a good weekend!
7pm: So, I'm ready to go against my nemesis. Last night, a prankster was able to get through me 3 times. But tonight, I'm ready for him. And I will come up victorious!
Today is a sad day for Chris and Brad. Noon was the end for their time together as roommates in the Extended Stay Hotel. They are saying they are relieved, but I think they are both a little sad. There may have even been a tear or two.
So, for the last few weeks, the guys have been debating where to put "setting the tone." In the beginning, tone set was at the beginning, more recently around 7:40. 7:40 has not worked out so well recently, so tonight we are trying 7 once again. Tonight we get 3 bites on the tone set.
Earlier today, I found a website that sells hamsters for "alternative purposes." The guys use this as a way to bring some romance to the evening before discussing cheating.
Within the first 20 minutes, the pranker calls twice. I catch him both times. You better step your game up tonight, because I am ready for you.
Coming back, the guys play clips of their trip to the Haight today. Chris has been there frequently, but this is popping Brad's Haight cherry. I think Brad is a little freaked out by the whole experience, particularly a burly cross-dresser and a maybe disabled "hag" who turns out to be a man. I know it can be overwhelming Brad, but you'll be ok.
To wrap up the hour, the cheating topic begins. They realize there are a lot of rules to cheat successfully. Additionally, I found an AskMen.com article justifying that cheating can be good for a relationship. What can I say, rationalization is a powerful thing.
The Rules of Cheating:
- Always use cash or get a prepaid credit card
- Don't set anything up on the computer
- Get a second phone or computer
One we all think of is don't talk about your cheating on a talk show!!!
8pm: This hour we continue the cheating talk. In the beginning of the hour I also found HappyAffair.com, a website that lays down the rules for cheating. Be aware when going there, some of the content is pretty mature. Brad also mentions Alibi.com. Wow, there's like a whole network of places for people to find help in screwing over their partner.
They have a little trouble at getting people to call to talk about their cheating. I wonder why.
We do get a few calls from women upset that the guys are condoning cheating. Chris and Brad say it's unrealistic to think that people will always end a relationship rather than cheating. This is kinda depressing.
From here, the calls go all over the board. Everywhere from unwarranted jealousy to open relationships.
9pm: Chris and Brad talk about how difficult it can be as a talk show host in a relationship. They both talk a lot about their personal lives, which can get them in trouble. Brad asks the listeners that if they befriend his wife, to not tell her everything they hear him say. One time he was in so much trouble, he was only able to get in the house with a teddy bear.
To lighten things up a bit, the guys play Episode 2 of Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager. Like I said yesterday, check them out, they are fantastic.
We had Brian call in with story he saw in a porn. Dude, don't be so obvious. If you want to make up a story, you gotta be realistic. Don't go too over the top. Just a tip from your screener to make your call more successful.
I went to grab my sandwich from the fridge, and when I come back the first thing I hear is a discussion of semen references on "Drawn Together." The guys like this show, personally I think this it is the worst cartoon ever. Sorry, just isn't funny.
The guys wrap up presenting the Conference Table idea. This is where you see something terrible; ad, tv show, or otherwise, and wonder about everyone involved in greenlighting this idea. You know, all these executives sitting around a conference table, saying yes, this is a great idea.
Finally, Chris tells us that half, yes half, of all myspace users are over 35!!
10pm: In telling a story about a neighbor I had who sounds like a guinea pig when having sex, it sparks a discussion. The guys want to know, have you ever had to break up with a girl because of the noises she makes?
Ruben from San Jose calls in on a little different subject. His old girlfriend liked the dirty talk, and with his new girlfriend, she couldn't take it. She even started crying during sex because he went so far. Then Brad starts saying that he thinks its hot to call your woman a whore during sex. That's pretty dangerous territory boys. You'd better not do that if you're not 100% sure it's ok.
It gets even more graphic as Justin from Walnut Creek tells us about a girl he dated who had flatulance during sex, frequently. That poor girl, how could any man continue when that is going on? And, what do you possibly do in that situation?
Well, the show is wrapping up, and the last segment starts with our favorite quote: "I douched my canal with whiskey." This is from a training video from WWII, warning our soldiers against the dangers of sleeping with foreign temptresses.
Finally, Chris and Brad are kind enough to pimp the blog. Thanks guys!
I apologize to my mother, and have a good weekend!
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