Thursday, May 3rd Show 1
Hey everyone. Another double shift today for The Gray Area.
1pm: So, the guys don't know if they want to talk about this or not. Paris Hilton is shockingly on TMZ today. What is weird is that they are saying the prosecutors want to send her to jail for 45 days. I think that would be just the revamp "The Simple Life" desperately needs. That would be an awesome reality show.
I missed all of the calls because of a stupid caller. He wanted to call to say another caller was gay and I did not let him through. So, he calls me a slut and called back about fifteen times. I apologize for missing everything.
Tammy in Palo Alto is all sorts of worked up about this. She has a fourteen year old daughter who idolizes Paris Hilton and all these other anorexic celebutants. Tammy tries to talk to her about it, but cannot get through to her. When all her friends think something is cool, is it incredibly difficult to tell a teenage girl otherwise.
Chris starts talking about infomercials in the parenting sense. The one thing that Brad always has to do is buy the ridiculous amounts of school pictures. But now, they send the total package home with the kids and you can send the ones back that you do not want. Brad does not want to send pictures of his daughter back to these people.
For Chris, his irresistable infomercial is for hair growth products. He will always sit through these ads, even though he knows they do not really work. He knows the ad is working because he is not even paying attention to the pretty girl in the ad.
Jeremy in Santa Rosa is a bad person. He told his kid to pretend that he lost them. It worked because as a minor he cannot be held responsible.
2pm: I guess we started about the Flowbee, because I start getting all sorts of calls about it. There are actually people who still use it. That is unreal.
Julie in San Jose's dad has a Flowbee. He uses it every week. Julie has converted and wants one to groom her dog. Amazingly, you can actually still buy the Flowbee for sixty bucks on their website.
Uncle Buck in Concord is a Flowbee enthusiast. He has been using it since 1992. He explains that there are different adapters for several haircuts. Brad wants to know if you can use it for personal grooming.
Brad actually bought the insane knife collections they sell at 2AM. I cannot believe he bought that, they always look like such crap. It was one of those deals where you get around 200 crappy knives for about $100.
Scott in San Mateo had a friend who made the mistake of trying to use a Flowbee on his pubic hair. He ended up sucking his testicles into the machine and getting badly cut. Of course, he was incredibly embarrassed and would not go the hospital.
Chris was shaving his beard in the shower once. His hands were a little soapy and he dropped the razor. Unfortunately, it did not directly hit the shower floor. It cut him in the worst possible place. And then Chris says something so disgusting that I refuse to repeat. It grosses Brad out to the point where he says the show is officially over.
In talking about some baseball player got busted with drugs, I have to interrupt. I saw the trifecta of the Tenderloin yesterday. I was going to Union Square and hard to park on Ellis or O'Farrell or something like that. I saw a stream of urine, a topless tweaking woman, and someone smoking crack right on the corner. It was very exciting.
I'm not really sure how to sum up the last part of the show, so I'm just going to wrap this up. Have a good afternoon, we'll be back on at seven.
1pm: So, the guys don't know if they want to talk about this or not. Paris Hilton is shockingly on TMZ today. What is weird is that they are saying the prosecutors want to send her to jail for 45 days. I think that would be just the revamp "The Simple Life" desperately needs. That would be an awesome reality show.
I missed all of the calls because of a stupid caller. He wanted to call to say another caller was gay and I did not let him through. So, he calls me a slut and called back about fifteen times. I apologize for missing everything.
Tammy in Palo Alto is all sorts of worked up about this. She has a fourteen year old daughter who idolizes Paris Hilton and all these other anorexic celebutants. Tammy tries to talk to her about it, but cannot get through to her. When all her friends think something is cool, is it incredibly difficult to tell a teenage girl otherwise.
Chris starts talking about infomercials in the parenting sense. The one thing that Brad always has to do is buy the ridiculous amounts of school pictures. But now, they send the total package home with the kids and you can send the ones back that you do not want. Brad does not want to send pictures of his daughter back to these people.
For Chris, his irresistable infomercial is for hair growth products. He will always sit through these ads, even though he knows they do not really work. He knows the ad is working because he is not even paying attention to the pretty girl in the ad.
Jeremy in Santa Rosa is a bad person. He told his kid to pretend that he lost them. It worked because as a minor he cannot be held responsible.
2pm: I guess we started about the Flowbee, because I start getting all sorts of calls about it. There are actually people who still use it. That is unreal.
Julie in San Jose's dad has a Flowbee. He uses it every week. Julie has converted and wants one to groom her dog. Amazingly, you can actually still buy the Flowbee for sixty bucks on their website.
Uncle Buck in Concord is a Flowbee enthusiast. He has been using it since 1992. He explains that there are different adapters for several haircuts. Brad wants to know if you can use it for personal grooming.
Brad actually bought the insane knife collections they sell at 2AM. I cannot believe he bought that, they always look like such crap. It was one of those deals where you get around 200 crappy knives for about $100.
Scott in San Mateo had a friend who made the mistake of trying to use a Flowbee on his pubic hair. He ended up sucking his testicles into the machine and getting badly cut. Of course, he was incredibly embarrassed and would not go the hospital.
Chris was shaving his beard in the shower once. His hands were a little soapy and he dropped the razor. Unfortunately, it did not directly hit the shower floor. It cut him in the worst possible place. And then Chris says something so disgusting that I refuse to repeat. It grosses Brad out to the point where he says the show is officially over.
In talking about some baseball player got busted with drugs, I have to interrupt. I saw the trifecta of the Tenderloin yesterday. I was going to Union Square and hard to park on Ellis or O'Farrell or something like that. I saw a stream of urine, a topless tweaking woman, and someone smoking crack right on the corner. It was very exciting.
I'm not really sure how to sum up the last part of the show, so I'm just going to wrap this up. Have a good afternoon, we'll be back on at seven.
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