Monday, May 7th Show 1
1pm: We are amazed at how quickly the 880 connector reopened. I cannot believe how quickly that happened. They were a little freaked out when an official made a point of saying how incredibly safe it is. That he would drive his family over it day or night. The guys see a reason to be concerned with his overstatement.
The guys wonder what the most powerful swear is. Is it swearing on your children's lives or you mother's eyes? What about the Inigo Montoya way of on your father's sword?
I'm not sure why, but Chris starts talking about his loose-moraled dog. She got pregnant over and over again. Chris went to Hawaii and left her with a dog his owner wanted to breed. The thing is, although he tried to mate with her over and over, he had no testicles. He was neutered!!!
So, Hasselhoff has now lost custody of his children. He is claiming that he asked his children to film him, Brad doubts the honesty of this. Chris says it is typical alcoholic behavior to do something like this. That he asked his kids to do this to make them happy, but probably had never really planned to watch this.
This leads Chris and Brad once again to say that the public is Big Brother, not the government. With our camera phones and YouTube type organizations, you are never safe from being uploaded on the Internet.
Should videos like the one of Hasselhoff be allowed online without consent? Why does YouTube and TMZ have more freedom to violate privacy than TV and radio? When on the Internet, many more people will probably see the video than on Cops. Is it not wrong for people to tape you and put it online without your knowledge?
Spiderman 3 made an unbelievable amount of money this weekend. Brad went with his family on Friday and thought it was okay. He did not like the relationship element of the movie. What he did like was the fighting scenes, particularly those with Sandman.
As for the emo element, Brad was annoyed by this because the black Spiderman suit is supposed to make him evil. It is not supposed to make him an emotional pussy. The worst part, Brad had to sit right up front.
2pm: Mike in Menlo Park agrees that the music in Spiderman was incredibly weak. Furthermore, he says that the Mae's engagement story was completely unnecessary.
Shane in San Jose points out again that several times throughout the movie, Spiderman is not wearing his mask. How does a superhero maintain his secret identity when he is constantly without his mask? Wouldn't it be plastered all over the city?
According to every news outlet on Earth, Paris Hilton actually has to go to jail for forty-five days. I cannot believe it. I really hope they film it. What a sweet reality show that will be? This is going to be great. She is going to have to wash her underwear in the shower.
We start talking about it is just about impossible to get arrested in San Francisco. I so rarely see police officers and harbor little fear when I am speeding. The homeless people can pretty much do whatever they want. People sell crack in the middle of the day in the Tenderloin and double park like there is no tomorrow.
Simon in Oakland recently moved here from Los Angeles. He said that down there the cops are consistently on your ass. Up here, he says you can go several days without seeing a cop.
We continue on a lovely note. From Reuters, a gang kidnapped a man in South Africa and superglued him naked to an exercise bike. Poor guy. They even superglued his mouth shut. Ugh, that is just awful.
The guys wonder what the most powerful swear is. Is it swearing on your children's lives or you mother's eyes? What about the Inigo Montoya way of on your father's sword?
I'm not sure why, but Chris starts talking about his loose-moraled dog. She got pregnant over and over again. Chris went to Hawaii and left her with a dog his owner wanted to breed. The thing is, although he tried to mate with her over and over, he had no testicles. He was neutered!!!
So, Hasselhoff has now lost custody of his children. He is claiming that he asked his children to film him, Brad doubts the honesty of this. Chris says it is typical alcoholic behavior to do something like this. That he asked his kids to do this to make them happy, but probably had never really planned to watch this.
This leads Chris and Brad once again to say that the public is Big Brother, not the government. With our camera phones and YouTube type organizations, you are never safe from being uploaded on the Internet.
Should videos like the one of Hasselhoff be allowed online without consent? Why does YouTube and TMZ have more freedom to violate privacy than TV and radio? When on the Internet, many more people will probably see the video than on Cops. Is it not wrong for people to tape you and put it online without your knowledge?
Spiderman 3 made an unbelievable amount of money this weekend. Brad went with his family on Friday and thought it was okay. He did not like the relationship element of the movie. What he did like was the fighting scenes, particularly those with Sandman.
As for the emo element, Brad was annoyed by this because the black Spiderman suit is supposed to make him evil. It is not supposed to make him an emotional pussy. The worst part, Brad had to sit right up front.
2pm: Mike in Menlo Park agrees that the music in Spiderman was incredibly weak. Furthermore, he says that the Mae's engagement story was completely unnecessary.
Shane in San Jose points out again that several times throughout the movie, Spiderman is not wearing his mask. How does a superhero maintain his secret identity when he is constantly without his mask? Wouldn't it be plastered all over the city?
According to every news outlet on Earth, Paris Hilton actually has to go to jail for forty-five days. I cannot believe it. I really hope they film it. What a sweet reality show that will be? This is going to be great. She is going to have to wash her underwear in the shower.
We start talking about it is just about impossible to get arrested in San Francisco. I so rarely see police officers and harbor little fear when I am speeding. The homeless people can pretty much do whatever they want. People sell crack in the middle of the day in the Tenderloin and double park like there is no tomorrow.
Simon in Oakland recently moved here from Los Angeles. He said that down there the cops are consistently on your ass. Up here, he says you can go several days without seeing a cop.
We continue on a lovely note. From Reuters, a gang kidnapped a man in South Africa and superglued him naked to an exercise bike. Poor guy. They even superglued his mouth shut. Ugh, that is just awful.
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