The Ultimate Geek Argument

Here is a list of all of the Geek Arguments that came up last night. Which do you think is the Ultimate?? Do you think there are enough of them?

Xbox v. Playstation
Gandalf v. Yoda
Picard v. Kirk
Windows v. Mac
Star Trek v. Star Wars
Pirates v. Ninjas
Marvel Comics v. DC Comics
The Physics of the Star Trek/Wars Universes
Knight v. Bishop
The Borg v. The Gray Area Pit of Mediocrity
Chuck Norris v. Bruce Lee
Paintball v. Airsoft
Your left hand v. any inflatable love doll
The Force v. The Dark Side
What is the best MMORPG?
Data v. Spock
Fruit Loops v. Fruity Pebbles
Stallone v. Schwarzenegger
Blue Ray v. HDDVD
Game controller v. keyboard/mouse
City of Heroes v. City of Villains
Deep Space 9 v. Babylon 5
Stormtroopers v. Star Trek “redshirts”
Superman v. Batman
Avengers v. X-men
Tom Servo v. Crow
Deep Blue 2 v. Karpov
Magic the Gathering v. DnD
King v. Godzilla
AMD v. Pentium
Nvidia v. ATi/AMD
Borg v. Stargate SG-1 Replicators
Firefox v. IE