Tuesday, May 8th
Ahh, it is Tuesday and we have only a day show today. There are so many things to cover today, that it is rough to only have two hours. I cannot get enough of this weather, it is beautiful. I love the polar bears as much as anyone else, but global warming is really hooking us up right now.
1pm: Poor Sac is dealing with log issues. What this means is that there is a discrepancy with the incredibly important paper log. Sac had an incredibly log conversation with the traffic department about this. This leads to a whole discussion of the spots on the station.
Jonathan in Napa appreciates the way the guys do their live reads during the show. Some dj's do very obvious live reads that sound nothing like the rest of the show. These two are somewhat incapable of being serious, so I cannot imagine them doing that. He also tries to set the tone with cult movies, but Chris and Brad thinks that it might be a bad idea because too specific.
Renee in SF calls in today. Normally, she sends emails to the guys. Apparently, earlier she sent them a picture of a hand drawn nipple. She also was a huge fan of Chris' penile injury story. Eww. But, she calls to say that Quentin Tarantino is a swiping hack.
Just before the show, the guys saw three awful product names. First, is Casa de Mini Storage. Then, there is Mr. Nature's trail mix in the utterly craptastic vending machines at the office. Finally, the Palestinian Broadcasting Corporation. Must see tv because there is no other option.
The reason the PBC comes up, is because Hamas has incorporated Mickey Mouse into their programming fold. They are using sweet little Mickey as propaganda for their children.
Guess what? Paris Hilton has a petition online to convince the Governator to pardon her from her arduous forty-five day sentence. There is another petition taking the opposite angle. This petition is begging Arnold to do everything he can to ensure she serves everyday of the sentence.
You can see the fan petition by going to Paris' myspace page. All the typos on the letter I think only confirm that her mother's womb lacked oxygen.
Chris is obsessed with my t-shirt. The reason being that it is brown and yellow. As a child, Chris bought a shirt with this color scheme that said "Bee nice, eat your honey." Although he had no idea what this meant, he came home and was beaten down by his mother. For this reason, I fear that he is going to mug me in the parking lot.
So, there are rumors flyin that Brad Pitt may play He-Man in the upcoming remake. Apparently, Dolf Lundgren played him in the first 80's incarnation. As Chris and Brad trash He-Man, I try and come to his defense. I fail utterly, however, as when asked about Man-at-Arms, I have no idea who that is. Dammit.
2pm: Nick in Vallejo tells us that He-Man was only a marketing ploy. The dolls were originally made for Conan the Barbarian. Realizing the movie was not age-appropriate, they created He-man to get rid of them. Well, say what you want, it definitely worked.
Joey in Santa Rosa thinks that Joan Rivers should play Skeletor in the movie. Phil in Oakland wants to know who should play Princess Ariel in the movie. They ask me, but I do not really remember whatsoever. I remember the tiger... Battle Cat.
Other casting suggestions are Michael Jackson as Skeletor and Nikki Cox as She-Ra. It was all about She-Ra. I was too young for Wonder Woman, and She-Ra was my first bad ass female figure. I wonder when they are going to do a Jem movie. She is truly outrageous.
Ok, so we finally go back to the Paris petitions. I think of an awesome idea, the "Save Paris" t-shirt. The guys do not at all get the Ferris Bueller reference. I am so disappointed. They are just hating on me because they are jealous that they do not have my super cool Super Bee shirt.
So, in a pretty cool move, listener Mike is sending us a copy of "Boondock Saints" so the guys can finally watch it. Apparently, he is connected to the writer/director, Troy Duffy. He is even trying to hook us up with an interview. Thanks Mike, that's really nice.
There is an incredibly fancy restaurant chain, called Mr. Chow. Of course, this reminds us of The Simpson's Mr. Plow. So, Chris has to play a snippet of this classic tune. Anyway, according to TMZ, Mr. Chow is being accused of being abusive to his employees. He hits them and torments them and is only on TMZ because celebrities go there.
To wrap up the show, we talk about the ever-embarrassing hickey. The guys wonder why the hickey has lasted at least sixty years, although never having shown any actual value. They say the most memorable hickey is your last, because it is the most shameful.
Kurt in Rohnert Park defends the hickey as a way to find out a woman was married. If you give her a hickey, you will never see her again. Derrick in San Jose says it is a negotiation tactic when you are trying to get somewhere with the ladies.
1pm: Poor Sac is dealing with log issues. What this means is that there is a discrepancy with the incredibly important paper log. Sac had an incredibly log conversation with the traffic department about this. This leads to a whole discussion of the spots on the station.
Jonathan in Napa appreciates the way the guys do their live reads during the show. Some dj's do very obvious live reads that sound nothing like the rest of the show. These two are somewhat incapable of being serious, so I cannot imagine them doing that. He also tries to set the tone with cult movies, but Chris and Brad thinks that it might be a bad idea because too specific.
Renee in SF calls in today. Normally, she sends emails to the guys. Apparently, earlier she sent them a picture of a hand drawn nipple. She also was a huge fan of Chris' penile injury story. Eww. But, she calls to say that Quentin Tarantino is a swiping hack.
Just before the show, the guys saw three awful product names. First, is Casa de Mini Storage. Then, there is Mr. Nature's trail mix in the utterly craptastic vending machines at the office. Finally, the Palestinian Broadcasting Corporation. Must see tv because there is no other option.
The reason the PBC comes up, is because Hamas has incorporated Mickey Mouse into their programming fold. They are using sweet little Mickey as propaganda for their children.
Guess what? Paris Hilton has a petition online to convince the Governator to pardon her from her arduous forty-five day sentence. There is another petition taking the opposite angle. This petition is begging Arnold to do everything he can to ensure she serves everyday of the sentence.
You can see the fan petition by going to Paris' myspace page. All the typos on the letter I think only confirm that her mother's womb lacked oxygen.
Chris is obsessed with my t-shirt. The reason being that it is brown and yellow. As a child, Chris bought a shirt with this color scheme that said "Bee nice, eat your honey." Although he had no idea what this meant, he came home and was beaten down by his mother. For this reason, I fear that he is going to mug me in the parking lot.
So, there are rumors flyin that Brad Pitt may play He-Man in the upcoming remake. Apparently, Dolf Lundgren played him in the first 80's incarnation. As Chris and Brad trash He-Man, I try and come to his defense. I fail utterly, however, as when asked about Man-at-Arms, I have no idea who that is. Dammit.
2pm: Nick in Vallejo tells us that He-Man was only a marketing ploy. The dolls were originally made for Conan the Barbarian. Realizing the movie was not age-appropriate, they created He-man to get rid of them. Well, say what you want, it definitely worked.
Joey in Santa Rosa thinks that Joan Rivers should play Skeletor in the movie. Phil in Oakland wants to know who should play Princess Ariel in the movie. They ask me, but I do not really remember whatsoever. I remember the tiger... Battle Cat.
Other casting suggestions are Michael Jackson as Skeletor and Nikki Cox as She-Ra. It was all about She-Ra. I was too young for Wonder Woman, and She-Ra was my first bad ass female figure. I wonder when they are going to do a Jem movie. She is truly outrageous.
Ok, so we finally go back to the Paris petitions. I think of an awesome idea, the "Save Paris" t-shirt. The guys do not at all get the Ferris Bueller reference. I am so disappointed. They are just hating on me because they are jealous that they do not have my super cool Super Bee shirt.
So, in a pretty cool move, listener Mike is sending us a copy of "Boondock Saints" so the guys can finally watch it. Apparently, he is connected to the writer/director, Troy Duffy. He is even trying to hook us up with an interview. Thanks Mike, that's really nice.
There is an incredibly fancy restaurant chain, called Mr. Chow. Of course, this reminds us of The Simpson's Mr. Plow. So, Chris has to play a snippet of this classic tune. Anyway, according to TMZ, Mr. Chow is being accused of being abusive to his employees. He hits them and torments them and is only on TMZ because celebrities go there.
To wrap up the show, we talk about the ever-embarrassing hickey. The guys wonder why the hickey has lasted at least sixty years, although never having shown any actual value. They say the most memorable hickey is your last, because it is the most shameful.
Kurt in Rohnert Park defends the hickey as a way to find out a woman was married. If you give her a hickey, you will never see her again. Derrick in San Jose says it is a negotiation tactic when you are trying to get somewhere with the ladies.
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