Listener Matt's Purple Boobie

We received an email from listener Matt that deserves special consideration:

Check this out guys… I had to have a mass removed from my chest last week. After the first surgery, I ended up getting a blood clot the size of an eggplant! If it weren't for the pain, I think I would've kept this thing. Think about it, I'd have a Double-D boob for my left hand while my right is … well… doin' stuff.

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Matt