Wednesday, May 9th
Hi everyone. Today is cold, what the hell is going on?
1pm: Chris talks about the fact that everytime he goes to the doctor, they check the prostate. They say that it is routine now because they say men are afraid to do it. I ask him why he just does not say no sometimes. He says that you cannot say no to the doctor, I think he just cannot resist the MD's charms.
So, Chris and Brad have their long-awaited photo shoot today. They offer to the listeners the opportunity to make suggestions. Be creative, call in and make them your puppets. Joe in SF thinks they should be in a lovers' embrace. Justin in Santa Rosa thinks that one should be bent over with toothy grins. Enrique in Redwood City thinks they should do a stripper pose similar to the posters on Broadway.
Ok, we are going to play some Celebrity Tag today. Raul is filling in for Sac today and kicks ass as my partner for the first round. It takes several rounds to finally have a winner, but finally Andy in Half Moon Bay wins with Brad and I. Congrats Andy and also John in Fremont, who we gave tickets to out of weakness.
2pm: I miss a bunch of this answering phones, but Brad is talking about a time that he was asked to move to New York for modelling.
We go back to the photo shoot ideas. Nate in Oakland thinks that they should put on the wet suits and be Batman and Robin. That sounds a little bit scary.
Ok, so Barry is as always a controversy, especially being ten runs away from the record. Curt Schilling for some reason thinks that he needs to insert himself into this issue. He thinks it is sad that Bud Selig does not know if he will be there, and basically says that Barry is a bad person. As a huge fan of Barry, Chris is excited for the record to be broken.
In talking about this, Brad thinks we need to develop an all-drugs sports league. All the players would be required to take whatever form of drugs the commissioner deems appropriate. Chris likes the idea of Crank Hockey. That sounds pretty fun. I think I would like to see Peyote Raquetball.
Joe in San Bruno thinks Dust Rugby is the way to go. That would be nuts. Nathan in Pittsburg throws out Shroom Football. Yeah that could be cool. Joshua in Concord thinks acid Nascar. Acid would get those drivers pretty wrecked. HAH!!
I think we need to work ecstasy into this. It would give a whole new meaning to the X Games. HAHA! I'm on a roll. Chris gets in on the puns after the suggestion of ketamine golf. You can get a K Hole-in-One.
Well, with that, we are out. I apologize to my mother have a good day.
1pm: Chris talks about the fact that everytime he goes to the doctor, they check the prostate. They say that it is routine now because they say men are afraid to do it. I ask him why he just does not say no sometimes. He says that you cannot say no to the doctor, I think he just cannot resist the MD's charms.
So, Chris and Brad have their long-awaited photo shoot today. They offer to the listeners the opportunity to make suggestions. Be creative, call in and make them your puppets. Joe in SF thinks they should be in a lovers' embrace. Justin in Santa Rosa thinks that one should be bent over with toothy grins. Enrique in Redwood City thinks they should do a stripper pose similar to the posters on Broadway.
Ok, we are going to play some Celebrity Tag today. Raul is filling in for Sac today and kicks ass as my partner for the first round. It takes several rounds to finally have a winner, but finally Andy in Half Moon Bay wins with Brad and I. Congrats Andy and also John in Fremont, who we gave tickets to out of weakness.
2pm: I miss a bunch of this answering phones, but Brad is talking about a time that he was asked to move to New York for modelling.
We go back to the photo shoot ideas. Nate in Oakland thinks that they should put on the wet suits and be Batman and Robin. That sounds a little bit scary.
Ok, so Barry is as always a controversy, especially being ten runs away from the record. Curt Schilling for some reason thinks that he needs to insert himself into this issue. He thinks it is sad that Bud Selig does not know if he will be there, and basically says that Barry is a bad person. As a huge fan of Barry, Chris is excited for the record to be broken.
In talking about this, Brad thinks we need to develop an all-drugs sports league. All the players would be required to take whatever form of drugs the commissioner deems appropriate. Chris likes the idea of Crank Hockey. That sounds pretty fun. I think I would like to see Peyote Raquetball.
Joe in San Bruno thinks Dust Rugby is the way to go. That would be nuts. Nathan in Pittsburg throws out Shroom Football. Yeah that could be cool. Joshua in Concord thinks acid Nascar. Acid would get those drivers pretty wrecked. HAH!!
I think we need to work ecstasy into this. It would give a whole new meaning to the X Games. HAHA! I'm on a roll. Chris gets in on the puns after the suggestion of ketamine golf. You can get a K Hole-in-One.
Well, with that, we are out. I apologize to my mother have a good day.
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