Friday, October 20
Hello and Happy Friday!! Erica is here to keep you posted. By the way, I'm looking for ideas for Halloween costumes (not slutty ____ ). So, if you have a suggestion, leave a comment.
7pm: The guys remind everyone about the 98% principle. This is that 98% of listeners, never call, no matter what. They are trying to prove that they can change that. So, if you call for the first time, call your self a 98%er, instead of a first-time caller. Hopefully, one day we can lower that number, but it will take a lot of calls from you. Although he has nothing to say, Mike from the city calls in just because.
We have some great prizes tonight. We have 5 pairs of tickets to the Erotic Exotic Expo and one pair to the Expo and the Ball. We have some games for the Expo tickets. For the Ball tickets, we are asking people to send in the best Craigslist personal ad they see.
The calls are all over the place this hour and have been ringing off the hook. So, I'm sorry, but I missed most of what they have been speaking about. I feel all left out. Screw what they said, don't call.
One caller tries to set the tone about how wrestling has changed. One of these boy questions that I don't get. I will say this though, "Hogan Knows Best" on VH1 is pretty funny. Although, is it just me or is Hulk's relationship with his daughter a little creepy?
8pm: We start off with our first entry from Craigslist from Bob from New Ganata. It's pretty gross, but I think we can do better. I went looking on Casual Encounters, to see some examples. I gotta say, wow, that is nasty. People are freaks.
Apparently, Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman. What??? This leads the guys to ask what you would like to see Mike Tyson fight. Brad would like to see him fight a pack of rabid monkeys. Chris, on a similar note, would like to see orangatans. Bob from El Sobrante has a great idea. Mike Tyson vs. a gasoline powered iron.
We get suggestions for Tyson to fight Tom Leykis, Bill O'Reilly, and Rosie O'Donnell. I like all of those a lot.
For some more Mike Tyson fun, I found a list of his best quotes on Metafilter. My favorite is "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." I don't even know what to do with that. The scary thing is that the jail he was in, was right down the street from my house growing up. It's things like that, that make me proud to be from Maryland.
To close out the 8pm hour, we play guess the sex toy game. This includes vibrators, blow-up dolls, etc. Once again, sooo proud.
Robert from Vallejo guesses incorrectly, but gets tickets for being funny. Christian from San Jose correctly guesses that Airtight Annie is the name of a blow-up doll. Congratulations to you both!
9pm: To start off, the guys recap a story in Florida where another sting ray attacks. It jumped out of the water into his boat and stabbed him. I gotta wonder, are the sting rays mounting an attack. Maybe they are trying to take over the world. Something to think about.
The guys wonder something in doing a Friday evening show, does anyone dread the weekend? I know I don't. This is the best city for weekends. There is always something going on. They point out that as you get older, you don't want those crazy weekends of your youth. You can only do that for so long.
Chris brings up that the weekend can be terrible because you have a list for your whole weekend. You know, those Saturdays where your partner has planned task after task for you to complete. Do you even look forward to Monday, because you are happier working than at home? That is an incredibly depressing thought.
Furthermore, the guys want to know what if there was a nap room at the office. A big room with a bunch of cots where it would be acceptable to catch some sleep. Brad says he could sleep in there, but Chris thinks that he wouldn't be able to. He says he just wouldn't be able to relax. I say we get work hammocks, like on The Simpsons. You can get them in the Hammock district on 3rd.
Chris relays some news that makes me a sad panda. Apparently, Google-owned YouTube has taken down 30,000 files that violate copyright. I wonder what will happen to The Colbert Report and Daily Show clips. YouTube wouldn't be the same without those. They are still ok right now, but who knows about the future.
Time to give away more Exotic Erotic Expo tickets: This time it is vibrators once again. Congrats to the Phil from Richmond for knowing that "Pork Tornado" is not a vibrator. He wins a pair of tickets to the Expo. I gotta say, Phil sounded pretty indifferent to his victory.
10pm: We got another entry from our Craigslist contest. Bob was in the lead, with a obese man looking for an obese woman with a dog. Ummm, ok? But we have another entry that the guys like a little better. This one is from a super-sappy guy. Dan thinks that it is a trap from a sleazy guy who is laying the sensitive guy trap. I just think that the guy has a vagina.
After some consideration, we give the big prize to Bob from New Ganata. Congrats Bob! You are a sick bastard.
Chris and Brad read an email from listener, Seven. She is a stripper and is asking the all of you for some suggestions. She recently opened up her own business, where she treats her girls with respect and dignity. She doesn't want to advertise in sleazy magazines or Craigslist. She wants high-end clients for her high-end dancers. Where should she advertise?
Poor Chris and Brad, they thought they were done, but alas, one more pair left. This time, we're back to vibrators. Kevin in Livermore, unsuccessful with "Jolt Ruckus." Tim from Milbrae, sorry but it's not "Little Drummer Boy." Nick from Novato makes a smart guess with "Steely Dan," but sorry, not so. Dana guesses "Eduardo." So, obviously its the winner is, "Mr. Zap."
To wrap up the show, we play some audio from Jim Norton last night. It really was great. Thanks again Jim for taking time to hang out with us.
7pm: The guys remind everyone about the 98% principle. This is that 98% of listeners, never call, no matter what. They are trying to prove that they can change that. So, if you call for the first time, call your self a 98%er, instead of a first-time caller. Hopefully, one day we can lower that number, but it will take a lot of calls from you. Although he has nothing to say, Mike from the city calls in just because.
We have some great prizes tonight. We have 5 pairs of tickets to the Erotic Exotic Expo and one pair to the Expo and the Ball. We have some games for the Expo tickets. For the Ball tickets, we are asking people to send in the best Craigslist personal ad they see.
The calls are all over the place this hour and have been ringing off the hook. So, I'm sorry, but I missed most of what they have been speaking about. I feel all left out. Screw what they said, don't call.
One caller tries to set the tone about how wrestling has changed. One of these boy questions that I don't get. I will say this though, "Hogan Knows Best" on VH1 is pretty funny. Although, is it just me or is Hulk's relationship with his daughter a little creepy?8pm: We start off with our first entry from Craigslist from Bob from New Ganata. It's pretty gross, but I think we can do better. I went looking on Casual Encounters, to see some examples. I gotta say, wow, that is nasty. People are freaks.
Apparently, Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman. What??? This leads the guys to ask what you would like to see Mike Tyson fight. Brad would like to see him fight a pack of rabid monkeys. Chris, on a similar note, would like to see orangatans. Bob from El Sobrante has a great idea. Mike Tyson vs. a gasoline powered iron.
We get suggestions for Tyson to fight Tom Leykis, Bill O'Reilly, and Rosie O'Donnell. I like all of those a lot.
For some more Mike Tyson fun, I found a list of his best quotes on Metafilter. My favorite is "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." I don't even know what to do with that. The scary thing is that the jail he was in, was right down the street from my house growing up. It's things like that, that make me proud to be from Maryland.
To close out the 8pm hour, we play guess the sex toy game. This includes vibrators, blow-up dolls, etc. Once again, sooo proud.
Robert from Vallejo guesses incorrectly, but gets tickets for being funny. Christian from San Jose correctly guesses that Airtight Annie is the name of a blow-up doll. Congratulations to you both!
9pm: To start off, the guys recap a story in Florida where another sting ray attacks. It jumped out of the water into his boat and stabbed him. I gotta wonder, are the sting rays mounting an attack. Maybe they are trying to take over the world. Something to think about.
The guys wonder something in doing a Friday evening show, does anyone dread the weekend? I know I don't. This is the best city for weekends. There is always something going on. They point out that as you get older, you don't want those crazy weekends of your youth. You can only do that for so long.
Chris brings up that the weekend can be terrible because you have a list for your whole weekend. You know, those Saturdays where your partner has planned task after task for you to complete. Do you even look forward to Monday, because you are happier working than at home? That is an incredibly depressing thought.
Furthermore, the guys want to know what if there was a nap room at the office. A big room with a bunch of cots where it would be acceptable to catch some sleep. Brad says he could sleep in there, but Chris thinks that he wouldn't be able to. He says he just wouldn't be able to relax. I say we get work hammocks, like on The Simpsons. You can get them in the Hammock district on 3rd.
Chris relays some news that makes me a sad panda. Apparently, Google-owned YouTube has taken down 30,000 files that violate copyright. I wonder what will happen to The Colbert Report and Daily Show clips. YouTube wouldn't be the same without those. They are still ok right now, but who knows about the future.
Time to give away more Exotic Erotic Expo tickets: This time it is vibrators once again. Congrats to the Phil from Richmond for knowing that "Pork Tornado" is not a vibrator. He wins a pair of tickets to the Expo. I gotta say, Phil sounded pretty indifferent to his victory.
10pm: We got another entry from our Craigslist contest. Bob was in the lead, with a obese man looking for an obese woman with a dog. Ummm, ok? But we have another entry that the guys like a little better. This one is from a super-sappy guy. Dan thinks that it is a trap from a sleazy guy who is laying the sensitive guy trap. I just think that the guy has a vagina.
After some consideration, we give the big prize to Bob from New Ganata. Congrats Bob! You are a sick bastard.
Chris and Brad read an email from listener, Seven. She is a stripper and is asking the all of you for some suggestions. She recently opened up her own business, where she treats her girls with respect and dignity. She doesn't want to advertise in sleazy magazines or Craigslist. She wants high-end clients for her high-end dancers. Where should she advertise?
Poor Chris and Brad, they thought they were done, but alas, one more pair left. This time, we're back to vibrators. Kevin in Livermore, unsuccessful with "Jolt Ruckus." Tim from Milbrae, sorry but it's not "Little Drummer Boy." Nick from Novato makes a smart guess with "Steely Dan," but sorry, not so. Dana guesses "Eduardo." So, obviously its the winner is, "Mr. Zap."
To wrap up the show, we play some audio from Jim Norton last night. It really was great. Thanks again Jim for taking time to hang out with us.
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