Tuesday, November 28
Hey everyone! Erica here, back from a great Thanksgiving vacation. Hope you all had a wonderful holiday as well.
7pm: The guys start off by welcoming me back. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
This post is a little messed up because a pop-up crashed my internet. Dammit. So, here are the things that I am now behind on.
- Cheetos are made from a guy in a radiation suit with a sprayer
- Mrs Smith's pumpkin pie looks disgusting before it is made
- Danielle, our transsexual listener, is awesome and brought all of us gifts
- Chris is an idiot, and Joan Jett is covered, not singing the Sunday Night Football theme
Ok, so here we go. I'm all caught up and the guys are beginning their countdown of the Worst Christmas Songs Ever. The guys ask that you call and email to vote for which song you hate the most.
Before the hell of this the guys play some drunken Irishmen doing a ridiculous medley of altered Christmas songs. This is awesome.
The first song is from Sam Rosenberg, who is not a Jew??? It's called, "Its Tough When Love Goes Wrong on Christmas Eve." Wow, that just blew.
Second is, Jaymz Bee and the Royal Jelly Orchestra with "Space Age Santa." It sounds like a bad Monty Python rip-off. (He is so creepy looking)
The third song is Wing screeching "Joy to the World." Wow. I forgot how terrible Wing is.
8pm: Wing wins by a landslide, which unfortunately, means that we will have to keep playing her. For God's sake, make it stop. Of course, the guys take this opportunity to play several Wing songs. Great. Thank goodness I brought my Aleve. If you hate Wing, watch this clip from South Park, it will make you feel better.
The guys are talking about Christmas presents. Chris and Brad both say that hoodies are one of the best presents. They are talking about sweatpants and how they are always too short. I just need to say now, enough with the elastic on the bottom. But, they digress, they are talking in fact about, a good hoodie, not a Walmart hoodie.
The catch with this, is for the woman you love. Brad says that women won't find it all that romantic. Now, I love hoodies, but why would I want one as a present when I just want to steal one from my man?
Anthony from San Jose says that a Sonic Care toothbrush is a great present. Now, this is a nice present, but may imply the wrong message. If you give that to your girlfriend or wife, you might get in a lot of trouble.
Brad loves the down jacket that he got from his wife. Chris says he never wanted to look like the Michelin Man. This brings them to that guy that always wears down vest, what's up with that?
Mike from Foster City calls in to suggest the gift card. I think the gift card is far too dangerous. Chris says because it can be bad, because the receiver may have to spend money in using it. My reasons are that it is impersonal and places a dollar value on the relationship.
Someone else said the portable dvd players. I think that is a pretty fantastic present for everyone. It is good for everyone but Grandma. Grandma doesn't know how to use that, and probably won't want to learn.
9pm: On this note, Mike from Berkeley calls in about giving his mother a microwave for Christmas. This was too hard for her to figure out, and he had to return it. She also had her money stashed all over the house, because she was uncomfortable with banks.
This leads Chris and Brad to talk about how their mothers have had trouble with this. Chris got his first email from his mother a few years ago. He responded, and it was if he "invented orange juice."
Bob from New Ganata finds something horrifying, Wing covering "Highway to Hell." That is just terrible. Wing has no business doing AC/DC. Dan says that this further cements that there is no way that she picks her own music. There is some evil force behind her.
I found a story on the New York Post's Page 6 about the breakup with Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Apparently, the catalyst was Borat. Is there any destruction that this movie will not cause? They said that they went to a screening and he freaked out on her and called her a "whore." You're with Pam Anderson, and that is what you're jealous about???
TV Land has come out with a list of the 100 Best TV Catch Phrases. Surprisingly, most of these came from the 1970's. Unfortunately, this list is in alphabetical order, not ranked. The guys don't agree with a lot of these.
The ones they like:
- D'oh
- Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry
- Goodnight Johnboy
- Here it is, your moment of Zen
- Homey don't play dat
Don't like:
- Aaaaay (Fonzie)
Coming back from break, we take time to thank Danielle from Berkeley for the gifts she gave us. Chris met her at a Tom-Tom appearance at Radio Shack today, and says she couldn't have been nicer. Although, in trying to thank her, I sink into babble. I think I might need a trip to the Pit of Mediocrity.
10pm: At the end of last hour, the list started a discussion about "Deal or No Deal." They talk about the new spin-off hosted by Bob Saget. What's up with all these random people hosting game shows. Specifically, the ever-changing hosts of Family Feud.
In talking about the "Deal or No Deal" models, the guys ask, what is the hottest group of people?
- Fly Girls
- Pussycat Dolls
(seen right)
- Raiderettes (if you say so, Nate)
- Victoria's Secret models
- Ringside girls in boxing
- Women's Volleyball team
- Robert Palmer girls
- USC Cheerleaders
- Bartenders
- Charlies Angels
- Bond girls
- Hooters waitresses
- Price Is Right models
- Car show models
- Playmates
- Casino cocktail waitresses (great example)
- Abercrombie male models (only male suggestions)
So, with that we are done for the night, and I am off to sleep. Goodnight everyone!
7pm: The guys start off by welcoming me back. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
This post is a little messed up because a pop-up crashed my internet. Dammit. So, here are the things that I am now behind on.
- Cheetos are made from a guy in a radiation suit with a sprayer
- Mrs Smith's pumpkin pie looks disgusting before it is made
- Danielle, our transsexual listener, is awesome and brought all of us gifts
- Chris is an idiot, and Joan Jett is covered, not singing the Sunday Night Football theme
Ok, so here we go. I'm all caught up and the guys are beginning their countdown of the Worst Christmas Songs Ever. The guys ask that you call and email to vote for which song you hate the most.
Before the hell of this the guys play some drunken Irishmen doing a ridiculous medley of altered Christmas songs. This is awesome.
The first song is from Sam Rosenberg, who is not a Jew??? It's called, "Its Tough When Love Goes Wrong on Christmas Eve." Wow, that just blew.
Second is, Jaymz Bee and the Royal Jelly Orchestra with "Space Age Santa." It sounds like a bad Monty Python rip-off. (He is so creepy looking)The third song is Wing screeching "Joy to the World." Wow. I forgot how terrible Wing is.
8pm: Wing wins by a landslide, which unfortunately, means that we will have to keep playing her. For God's sake, make it stop. Of course, the guys take this opportunity to play several Wing songs. Great. Thank goodness I brought my Aleve. If you hate Wing, watch this clip from South Park, it will make you feel better.
The guys are talking about Christmas presents. Chris and Brad both say that hoodies are one of the best presents. They are talking about sweatpants and how they are always too short. I just need to say now, enough with the elastic on the bottom. But, they digress, they are talking in fact about, a good hoodie, not a Walmart hoodie.
The catch with this, is for the woman you love. Brad says that women won't find it all that romantic. Now, I love hoodies, but why would I want one as a present when I just want to steal one from my man?
Anthony from San Jose says that a Sonic Care toothbrush is a great present. Now, this is a nice present, but may imply the wrong message. If you give that to your girlfriend or wife, you might get in a lot of trouble.
Brad loves the down jacket that he got from his wife. Chris says he never wanted to look like the Michelin Man. This brings them to that guy that always wears down vest, what's up with that?
Mike from Foster City calls in to suggest the gift card. I think the gift card is far too dangerous. Chris says because it can be bad, because the receiver may have to spend money in using it. My reasons are that it is impersonal and places a dollar value on the relationship.
Someone else said the portable dvd players. I think that is a pretty fantastic present for everyone. It is good for everyone but Grandma. Grandma doesn't know how to use that, and probably won't want to learn.
9pm: On this note, Mike from Berkeley calls in about giving his mother a microwave for Christmas. This was too hard for her to figure out, and he had to return it. She also had her money stashed all over the house, because she was uncomfortable with banks.
This leads Chris and Brad to talk about how their mothers have had trouble with this. Chris got his first email from his mother a few years ago. He responded, and it was if he "invented orange juice."
Bob from New Ganata finds something horrifying, Wing covering "Highway to Hell." That is just terrible. Wing has no business doing AC/DC. Dan says that this further cements that there is no way that she picks her own music. There is some evil force behind her.
I found a story on the New York Post's Page 6 about the breakup with Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Apparently, the catalyst was Borat. Is there any destruction that this movie will not cause? They said that they went to a screening and he freaked out on her and called her a "whore." You're with Pam Anderson, and that is what you're jealous about???
TV Land has come out with a list of the 100 Best TV Catch Phrases. Surprisingly, most of these came from the 1970's. Unfortunately, this list is in alphabetical order, not ranked. The guys don't agree with a lot of these.
The ones they like:
- D'oh
- Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry
- Goodnight Johnboy
- Here it is, your moment of Zen
- Homey don't play dat
Don't like:
- Aaaaay (Fonzie)
Coming back from break, we take time to thank Danielle from Berkeley for the gifts she gave us. Chris met her at a Tom-Tom appearance at Radio Shack today, and says she couldn't have been nicer. Although, in trying to thank her, I sink into babble. I think I might need a trip to the Pit of Mediocrity.
10pm: At the end of last hour, the list started a discussion about "Deal or No Deal." They talk about the new spin-off hosted by Bob Saget. What's up with all these random people hosting game shows. Specifically, the ever-changing hosts of Family Feud.
In talking about the "Deal or No Deal" models, the guys ask, what is the hottest group of people?
- Fly Girls
- Pussycat Dolls
(seen right)- Raiderettes (if you say so, Nate)
- Victoria's Secret models
- Ringside girls in boxing
- Women's Volleyball team
- Robert Palmer girls
- USC Cheerleaders
- Bartenders
- Charlies Angels
- Bond girls
- Hooters waitresses
- Price Is Right models
- Car show models
- Playmates
- Casino cocktail waitresses (great example)
- Abercrombie male models (only male suggestions)
So, with that we are done for the night, and I am off to sleep. Goodnight everyone!
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