Monday, January 8th
Hey everyone. Hope you all had a good weekend. Mine was good, but way too fast. At least I was able to get my Tiger Woods performance back up to speed.
7pm: As the tone was set last week, with weed because of the bed music, the guys talk a little about it. Brad points out, that being high, is the only time that the bread bowl is actually useful. I know it's stupid but I really like the bread bowl.
Chris has arrived just four minutes before the show. He had everything perfectly planned out, and the only sacrifice he had to make, is to not change his driving pants. He is dismayed, because this may be the last trip for these pants. This also becomes a discussion of the size of Chris' genitals. Wow, what a great way to start off a Monday.
Brad's wife had a dream the other night that got him in trouble. In the dream, he called her "Tonya." This is definitely not her name. She wakes up, tells him what she dreamt, and demands an explanation. Apparently in this dream, the show got really successful, and moved to L.A. They move into this huge house, and Brad is getting high on something. She is very upset and angry with him, and he is just saying that it is just a dream.
Brad does not just let this go, of course. So, now he has this piece of ammo to mess with her. He is now continually calling her Tonya, just getting her more and more angry with him. I have had this happen to me, where I dreamt that my boyfriend did something bad or broke up with me. But usually, I just wake up upset, and then get over it when I really wake up.
Chris thinks this is completely unfair. You cannot be angry at someone for something that did not actually happen. He says that he has had fights that have lasted all day as a result of this happening, because he has no patience for it.
For a while, we have been talking to Brad about his attitude about his daughter growing up. He is massively overprotective, and we are all worried that it is going to backfire. One caller the other day, suggested that Brad get her on the pill. This is a little extreme, being that she is only 12 years old.
So, Brad has been listening, and decided to give her a little more freedom. She has decided to start a pet sitting business with her mother. They let her go off on her bike, to distribute flyers to some stores. She goes to the pet store, was only gone a half-hour, and was bitten badly by a rat. Oh no, now she's not going to get out of the house for another five years.
8pm: Hah! Yesterday, after the Jets lost, I sent Chris a text message, "J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!" I got an angry message back from him, saying that I am not all that classy. Hey, mocking is my favorite hobby. He reads an excerpt from my blog, where I said I would not root for the Jets, only because of him. I think I hurt his feelings. Awww.
Ok, so Brad finally got cable back. He finally gets control of the remote, and sees a commercial featuring women with really stretched out earlobes. It is really disgusting, and the ad features plastic, round things, that you can put on the back of your ear. This does not improve your earlobe, but keeps your earring on. The guys wonder what the auditions for this must have been liked.
Brad talks about how he has gotten to see the wonderful entity that is MXC. You've all seen this show on Spike. It's the Japanese game show that is dubbed over in fake English translations. It is the best show in the world, especially, if you like watching people fall down. Steve in SF calls to say that there are similar Japanese game shows, where the female contestants have to be naked. Wow, that is absolutely insane.
This of course, leads to the guys talking about Japanese pornime. This stuff is completely insane. A listener sent the guys a link on YouTube, of a crazy Japanese port-a-potty. The victim goes into the latrine, and after 10 seconds, the unsuspecting guy is rocketed up so that he is completely exposed to everyone on the boardwalk.
The guys talk about medication. Particularly, how if a person is on medication that is helping them, they want to stop taking them. If this medicine is helping you that much, then why wouldn't you want to take them? It is of my understanding, that a lot of people with these problems, get addicted to the highs of their problems. Furthermore, some of these medicines, leave the patient without feeling at all. So, is it worse to be without feeling, or to be off kilter completely.
9pm: Shelley from Napa has a degree in psychology and an aunt with some problems. She needs to be on medication and went off her meds. Aunt Darlene mooned the cops and was put in a mental institution. This is a sixty-two year old woman.
Chris remembers the Tom Brady song that I found on YouTube a little while ago. He wonders what the deal is with YouTube, especially now that they are owned by Google. If you are taped and put up on YouTube, can you complain to get it taken off?
So, while we wait for answers, we play the Brady song. I think it is fantastic. In the meantime, Nick from San Jose calls to tell us about Google's revenue. He says it is AdWords. They make money on every sponsored click.
Brad has a new thing that bothers him. This is when a big actor shows up in places they do not belong. One that sticks out for him, is Gene Hackman's role in "Young Frankenstein." He has seen the movie several times, and never realized that Hackman was in it. Also, those big stars that have random cameos. Also, David Letterman did a lot of characters of "Mork and Mindy."
Chris is really struggling with this topic because he has terrible movie recall. I suggest that it is worth it to continue, just to see Chris this uncomfortable. He asks where all this hate comes from. But, the thing is, it's not hate, it's all in love. When you know you're in trouble with me, is if I never mock you. That means that I just don't care. I don't think this makes Chris feel much better.
The guys also go to how so many great movies star people we hate. Chris and I both despise Nicolas Cage. But, he is always in really good movies. Like, "ConAir," "Adaptation," "Face-Off," "Leaving Las Vegas." Part of what he hates, is that Nic Cage is always trying to be that tough guy.
Recently, Cage has put on all that way. We wonder, how do these guys go up and down so much, so quickly? Christian Bale is a crazy example, going from "The Machinist" to "Batman Begins."
So, back to actors they hate in good movies, the guys mention Patrick Swayze. Chris says that he was right for "Ghost." Brad has moments that likes him in "Roadhouse." Bill in Mountain View says Brad Pitt in "Fight Club." Well, I think Brad Pitt is a fantastic actor. I think they guys hate him because he is so good looking.
Chris reveals who he thinks is the topper. Everyone hates Tom Cruise, and everyone goes to see the movies. MI:3 did really well, despite how crazy and annoying he is.
Brad says Russell Crowe. I hate Russell Crowe, but he is in a lot of really good movies. "A Beautiful Mind" is a great movie. I never was that into "Gladiator," but Brad admits that he cries every time he sees the movie. Mike in Pittsburg admits that he cries at "Gladiator" too.
10pm: We get an email suggesting Michael Keaton as "Batman." The listener says that he will always be Beetlejuice. Chris says that he has trouble with Batman as a brooding dark knight, because of the old tv show with Adam West. Brad explains that you have to have read the comics to get it.
Justin suggested Leo Dicaprio and dropped. All men hate Leo, but he is actually a good actor, who has been in a lot of great movies, specifically, "Basketball Diaries" and "Gangs of New York."
Mike in Benecia mentions Hilary Swank. He loved "Boys Don't Cry" and "Million Dollar Baby." Paul in Newark says mine, Keanu Reeves. He is such a terrible actor, but "The Matrix" and "Devil's Advocate" are awesome movies.
Chris asks how much are you affected by what actors do off-screen? Will you not go to a movie because of something the actor did in their own life? Chris says that he could care less what these people do off-screen. If a movie looks good, he will go see it regardless.
Scott in Pacifica says that he will not see a movie with an actor that is involved with PETA. He loves Pam Anderson, but will not see anything she is involved in for this exact reason. Brad is with him. My problem with PETA is that they go so overboard, that they make the rest of the animal rights movement, lose credibility.
Brad wrote a letter to all the fans on the unofficial MySpace page. He emailed it to Bob, as he wrote it drunk, and did not realize it would be posted on the page. Chris is pissed off, because he was really hoping that it would be terrible. But, it's not really bad at all.
To wrap up the show, the guys talk about a story out of Orlando. A family was at Disney World, and was posing for a picture with Tigger. The teenage son was putting his arm around the character, when Tigger palmed his face. The father is claiming that his son was sucker-punched. We all think that they are just looking for money.
7pm: As the tone was set last week, with weed because of the bed music, the guys talk a little about it. Brad points out, that being high, is the only time that the bread bowl is actually useful. I know it's stupid but I really like the bread bowl.
Chris has arrived just four minutes before the show. He had everything perfectly planned out, and the only sacrifice he had to make, is to not change his driving pants. He is dismayed, because this may be the last trip for these pants. This also becomes a discussion of the size of Chris' genitals. Wow, what a great way to start off a Monday.
Brad's wife had a dream the other night that got him in trouble. In the dream, he called her "Tonya." This is definitely not her name. She wakes up, tells him what she dreamt, and demands an explanation. Apparently in this dream, the show got really successful, and moved to L.A. They move into this huge house, and Brad is getting high on something. She is very upset and angry with him, and he is just saying that it is just a dream.
Brad does not just let this go, of course. So, now he has this piece of ammo to mess with her. He is now continually calling her Tonya, just getting her more and more angry with him. I have had this happen to me, where I dreamt that my boyfriend did something bad or broke up with me. But usually, I just wake up upset, and then get over it when I really wake up.
Chris thinks this is completely unfair. You cannot be angry at someone for something that did not actually happen. He says that he has had fights that have lasted all day as a result of this happening, because he has no patience for it.
For a while, we have been talking to Brad about his attitude about his daughter growing up. He is massively overprotective, and we are all worried that it is going to backfire. One caller the other day, suggested that Brad get her on the pill. This is a little extreme, being that she is only 12 years old.
So, Brad has been listening, and decided to give her a little more freedom. She has decided to start a pet sitting business with her mother. They let her go off on her bike, to distribute flyers to some stores. She goes to the pet store, was only gone a half-hour, and was bitten badly by a rat. Oh no, now she's not going to get out of the house for another five years.
8pm: Hah! Yesterday, after the Jets lost, I sent Chris a text message, "J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!" I got an angry message back from him, saying that I am not all that classy. Hey, mocking is my favorite hobby. He reads an excerpt from my blog, where I said I would not root for the Jets, only because of him. I think I hurt his feelings. Awww.
Ok, so Brad finally got cable back. He finally gets control of the remote, and sees a commercial featuring women with really stretched out earlobes. It is really disgusting, and the ad features plastic, round things, that you can put on the back of your ear. This does not improve your earlobe, but keeps your earring on. The guys wonder what the auditions for this must have been liked.
Brad talks about how he has gotten to see the wonderful entity that is MXC. You've all seen this show on Spike. It's the Japanese game show that is dubbed over in fake English translations. It is the best show in the world, especially, if you like watching people fall down. Steve in SF calls to say that there are similar Japanese game shows, where the female contestants have to be naked. Wow, that is absolutely insane.
This of course, leads to the guys talking about Japanese pornime. This stuff is completely insane. A listener sent the guys a link on YouTube, of a crazy Japanese port-a-potty. The victim goes into the latrine, and after 10 seconds, the unsuspecting guy is rocketed up so that he is completely exposed to everyone on the boardwalk.
The guys talk about medication. Particularly, how if a person is on medication that is helping them, they want to stop taking them. If this medicine is helping you that much, then why wouldn't you want to take them? It is of my understanding, that a lot of people with these problems, get addicted to the highs of their problems. Furthermore, some of these medicines, leave the patient without feeling at all. So, is it worse to be without feeling, or to be off kilter completely.
9pm: Shelley from Napa has a degree in psychology and an aunt with some problems. She needs to be on medication and went off her meds. Aunt Darlene mooned the cops and was put in a mental institution. This is a sixty-two year old woman.
Chris remembers the Tom Brady song that I found on YouTube a little while ago. He wonders what the deal is with YouTube, especially now that they are owned by Google. If you are taped and put up on YouTube, can you complain to get it taken off?
So, while we wait for answers, we play the Brady song. I think it is fantastic. In the meantime, Nick from San Jose calls to tell us about Google's revenue. He says it is AdWords. They make money on every sponsored click.
Brad has a new thing that bothers him. This is when a big actor shows up in places they do not belong. One that sticks out for him, is Gene Hackman's role in "Young Frankenstein." He has seen the movie several times, and never realized that Hackman was in it. Also, those big stars that have random cameos. Also, David Letterman did a lot of characters of "Mork and Mindy."
Chris is really struggling with this topic because he has terrible movie recall. I suggest that it is worth it to continue, just to see Chris this uncomfortable. He asks where all this hate comes from. But, the thing is, it's not hate, it's all in love. When you know you're in trouble with me, is if I never mock you. That means that I just don't care. I don't think this makes Chris feel much better.
The guys also go to how so many great movies star people we hate. Chris and I both despise Nicolas Cage. But, he is always in really good movies. Like, "ConAir," "Adaptation," "Face-Off," "Leaving Las Vegas." Part of what he hates, is that Nic Cage is always trying to be that tough guy.
Recently, Cage has put on all that way. We wonder, how do these guys go up and down so much, so quickly? Christian Bale is a crazy example, going from "The Machinist" to "Batman Begins."
So, back to actors they hate in good movies, the guys mention Patrick Swayze. Chris says that he was right for "Ghost." Brad has moments that likes him in "Roadhouse." Bill in Mountain View says Brad Pitt in "Fight Club." Well, I think Brad Pitt is a fantastic actor. I think they guys hate him because he is so good looking.
Chris reveals who he thinks is the topper. Everyone hates Tom Cruise, and everyone goes to see the movies. MI:3 did really well, despite how crazy and annoying he is.
Brad says Russell Crowe. I hate Russell Crowe, but he is in a lot of really good movies. "A Beautiful Mind" is a great movie. I never was that into "Gladiator," but Brad admits that he cries every time he sees the movie. Mike in Pittsburg admits that he cries at "Gladiator" too.
10pm: We get an email suggesting Michael Keaton as "Batman." The listener says that he will always be Beetlejuice. Chris says that he has trouble with Batman as a brooding dark knight, because of the old tv show with Adam West. Brad explains that you have to have read the comics to get it.
Justin suggested Leo Dicaprio and dropped. All men hate Leo, but he is actually a good actor, who has been in a lot of great movies, specifically, "Basketball Diaries" and "Gangs of New York."
Mike in Benecia mentions Hilary Swank. He loved "Boys Don't Cry" and "Million Dollar Baby." Paul in Newark says mine, Keanu Reeves. He is such a terrible actor, but "The Matrix" and "Devil's Advocate" are awesome movies.
Chris asks how much are you affected by what actors do off-screen? Will you not go to a movie because of something the actor did in their own life? Chris says that he could care less what these people do off-screen. If a movie looks good, he will go see it regardless.
Scott in Pacifica says that he will not see a movie with an actor that is involved with PETA. He loves Pam Anderson, but will not see anything she is involved in for this exact reason. Brad is with him. My problem with PETA is that they go so overboard, that they make the rest of the animal rights movement, lose credibility.
Brad wrote a letter to all the fans on the unofficial MySpace page. He emailed it to Bob, as he wrote it drunk, and did not realize it would be posted on the page. Chris is pissed off, because he was really hoping that it would be terrible. But, it's not really bad at all.
To wrap up the show, the guys talk about a story out of Orlando. A family was at Disney World, and was posing for a picture with Tigger. The teenage son was putting his arm around the character, when Tigger palmed his face. The father is claiming that his son was sucker-punched. We all think that they are just looking for money.
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