Tuesday, January 9th

Hey everyone, happy Tuesday.

7pm: The boys start the show off with a great video we found online, about male camel toe. This is a serious issue, that must be taken with great morose. I love that part of my job, is to find things like this. So very proud.

Will in Oakland is so moved by this, that he thinks that no man in 2007 should be wearing pants so tight that MCT would be an issue. He is now suffering a painful mental image because of this. This leads to a discussion of male body modification. Somehow, the Prince Albert comes up. Chris asks which is worse, the chin implant or the pec implants. I think both are really creepy.

This conversation just gets creepier and creepier as we get some calls all about intimate piercings. Yuck. I just don't get it. Why would anyone ever want to put a hole in anywhere that sensitive.

So, Hope from Sunnyvale calls. She is very distraught, because she believes that Chris and Brad are in possession of her son's red and green shirt. Apparently, she saw it in the mirror last night, so they must have it. She is relieved when Brad tells her that the shirt does still have its seams. What????

Ok, so Chris wants to know about Viagra. He wants to know how that works, what the restriction is on this. He mentions how many times have you and your woman tried to sneak off somewhere in public to have sex, and had to search for a safe place for up to a couple hours? So, if you are on Viagra, are you going to be able to still perform in this situation. Also, they want to know what the difference is between Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

The calls we get from this are all from guys who swear by it. Kirk in Los Gatos needs it and says that it is better than it has ever been. He needs it because he smokes pot, and that really causes problems with that.

8pm: We got an email from listener Sean, referring to the Ethan Albright letter we read several months ago. Ethan was rated lowest on all of EA's Madden, and a writer wrote a fake letter to John Madden pretending to be him. So, for this reason, the guys reread the letter in all of its glory. I forgot how brilliant this is. Beware, the language in the letter is definitely not PG.

So, Van Halen has just been announced to be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. The guys want to know, who goes in, Sammy or Dave? I say Dave, no question. However, for some reason, there are some Van Hagar fans.

Most of us think that both Dave and Sammy should be there. However, for Brad, Dan and I, if we HAD to choose, we would pick Dave. Chris is the only one who really builds a case for Sammy Hagar. He says that Hagar was able to keep Van Halen alive. When Roth left, and they brought Hagar in, he was able to pull it off.

They were talking about T, Brad's wife, and apparently Brad got everything wrong. She calls me over break to let me know that Ronnie James Dio is awesome, and that she likes The Sugarhill Gang, not Grandmaster Flash.

Our friend John in Moraga calls in to give us some insight. Chris had asked why Cleveland got the Rock hall, and he tells us that the city pretty much bought it. Yeah, I've been to Cleveland a million times, and Cleveland sucks. They need all the help they can get.

9pm: Over break, I looked this up. I had remembered that Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth had gone on a tour together, to Chris' disbelief. But in fact it did happen as the Heavyweights of Rock 'n Roll Tour. It is pretty shocking if you think about everything that has been between them.

Shamus in Napa and Frank in New Ganata let us know that they split sets on the tour. Sammy apparently asked Dave to come on stage with him, but Dave never did.

Alright, so that's enough of these two old guys. They will probably both be there, I cannot imagine that it would be any other way.

We get an email from listener, Lillith, going back to the cool guy topic from a while ago. She says that Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. She thinks that he is the epitome of cool. Chris admits that he has not seen the second movie. The reason: because he is afraid of the Davy Jones character (the one with the octopus face). I do not remember him being in most of the movie, but Brad disagrees. Chris does not trust me either way.

So Chris, because I care, this picture of Davy Jones is just for you. It's because I care, because I want you to conquer your fear.

Brad bought T a gift this Christmas, that has turned out to bite him in the ass. It is something that she really wanted, but is absolutely ridiculous. It is a rock polisher. This sounds cool, but the thing is, it takes 18 days to complete the process. That means that you have to keep the device on for almost three weeks, in order to get your shiny rocks. That has got to be incredibly loud and obnoxious. Furthermore, Brad lives in an apartment, so there is no chance they can use this.

10pm: Brad talks about when they lived with his mother-in-law in Orange Cove. He mentioned that they locked the bedroom door for privacy. One time, however, they completely got walked in on. Chris also points out that he does not understand how they could have been quiet enough for these ears.

Chris talks about how when they lived in Hawaii, their house had no privacy. There is no insulation, the windows are thin, and the houses are right on top of each other. Chris could not possibly get Ace to be quiet enough, so the neighbors would not hear.

Back to gifts that backfire, Chris mentions season tickets to anything. Because now, even if its something that you are cool with, you are now obligated every weekend. You want to give it away, but it never really works out, and you do not want to waste the tickets. Of course, you can always sell them, but with no experience, it is easy to screw that up.

Another one is a plane. This is because there is so much care and money required to maintain it. He developed a love/hate relationship with it, because it costs bundles of money to keep it up. Boats and airplanes present similar problems.

We get into a discussion about bachelor/bachelorette parties. They say that if they are strippers, you should see the stripper first. Second, there should be no cameras allowed. This gets me all fired up. Chris argues that is the last free night for the man before he is married. He says that the woman has no business asking if her fiance is going to cheat at the party. I got really angry over this, because that is a bunch of bull.

So, anyway, that is it for tonight. Hope you have a good night. I apologize to my mother.