Friday, February 9th
Hey Everyone. Happy Friday.
7pm: The guys start off playing the audio of the press conference about Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy. Well, apparently, it was not exactly drugs.
Tonight Chris' other dog, LauLau, is in studio with us today. As Chris' other dog, Yahtzee, passed away yesterday, LauLau is now lead dog in the family. She is a total sweetheart, we will see how Alpha she can be.
In more Anna news, a third person has been announced in the race for paternity of Anna's baby. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, is now saying that he is the father. What the hell is going on with this? It's like an episode of "South Park." This guy is ridiculous, apparently he bought his title of Prince, and he married Zsa Zsa when he was forty, and she was seventy.
Chris is amazed that Brad and T are able to quit smoking together, without it being a blowout. But, they have lasted nine days so far, this shows that it will be good. They are also not sneaking around to smoke. Well, as far as Brad knows.
Chris talks about in a past relationship, when he hid drinking from his girlfriend. She threatened to cut him off if he kept drinking. His solution was not to quit drinking, but to start drinking Peppermint Schnapps. She'll just think my breath is really good. He says that it did not work, but that she let him get away with it for three months.
Mike in Mendocino calls in to end the craziness. He nominates Anna Nicole Smith to go into the Pit of Mediocrity. Fantastic. Good call Mike.
To end the hour, the guys ask if anyone knows the actual definition of insurgents. I guess "rebel forces." Dan says that it is forces from within fighting for the interests of an outside force. Apparently, both of us are not entirely correct.
8pm: In talking about the VietCong, as I asked if they were insurgents, the guys talk about the CBS corporation's booklet called "Words Hurt." This is a booklet is to help them learn how not to use ethnic stereotypes and slurs.
The topic for the hour is the first time you looked at pornography. Mike in Los Gatos was only six years old. He saw it in an email and was so scared that he cried. Aww. That's really sad.
The definition of an insurgent, according to Merriam-Webster is "a person who revolts against civil authority or an established government; especially : a rebel not recognized as a belligerent."
Brad says that he first saw porn magazines in the woods. There was a pile of them, mostly indistinguishable. It is the first time he remembers seeing a naked woman. He says that it was a monumental experience for him.
Tamica in Fremont says that she was only eight years old. She was at the house alone and was sifting through the VHS tapes, when she popped in some porn.
Chris in Hayward was twelve when he put in a videotape of his father's. He was suspended from school, and the tape was his father having sex with his girlfriend. He says that he could not look at either of them the same after that. Eww. That is disgusting.
Oh no, Lauren in Mountain View first saw porn in a really weird circumstance. She was dog sitting for her grandmother, and was at the house alone. At 12, she put in one of Grandma's videos, and it was a Ron Jeremy porn. Shudder.
Holy crap. Charles in Fremont was nine years old when he went into his parent's closet. In there, he found a box of tapes labeled "Debbie and Jerry's porn." The curious child that he is, he puts in a tape. To his horror, he finds out that it is not their porn, but their sex tapes. He says that he has not been able to watch porn since. He freaked out and told his parents, and they laughed at him. That's awful.
Chris in Rohnert Park was 9 years old when his dad and brothers were watching porn. They had kept him out, and he snuck into the room. He hid behind some furniture until he was caught, and got beat down.
9pm: Sean in Danville says that he first saw porn on the scrambled Playboy Channel. Ahh, I think that was the introduction to porn for most of my generation. Chris points out that some crazy man out there, must have a fetish for mishapen green breasts.
Dave in Oakland was seven when he asked his father about sex. His response was to go get a porno movie to explain. That is an interesting take on parenthood.
Wow, in another disturbing story on this subject, China in Bakersfield calls in. When she was about nine years old, she went looking through her mom's closet. Unfortunately, she came upon a cardboard box. Inside, was not pornography, but her mom's fetish items. AHHHH.
The guys move on from porn movies to geek movies. TechBlog has released the Fifteen Geek Movies to See Before You Die.
"Brazil" is the first movie on here. If you haven't seen this, it is one of the most bizarre movies I have ever seen. Terry Gilliam is out of his damn mind.
"The Matrix" is on there. We're all not sure that this is geek movie. It is Sci-Fi, but was such a mainstream hit that I'm not sure.
"Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn" is on there, and Brad admits only grudgingly that Star Trek is geeky. Um, isn't Star Trek the definition of geekitude?
Dan loves one of the movies on here, "Shaun of the Dead." I really liked that movie, I thought it was really funny. Dan tells us that his favorite zombie movie is "Night of the Living Dead."
10pm: Brad went to go check on his car during break, because someone stole his spot in the garage again today. He is happy, because his car looks clean as it is raining. He realizes then that he falls into the category of car owner who is happy when it rains. Unlike, those people who are mad because they just got their car washed.
Dave in Martinez is upset because "Planet of the Apes" is not on the list. He was so mad that he climbed out of bed with a fever of 102, just to tell us.
Crazy Terry Gilliam is all over this list. He has three movies: "Brazil," "12 Monkeys," and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Wow, he is a crazy bastard.
"War Games" is on the list, which I would not have expected, but we all like. That was the first big hacker movie. I have learned a lot about this from my computer-savvy boyfriend.
Movies Mentioned Not on the List:
- A Scanner Darkly
- Dune
- Tallman
- Hackers
- Tron
- Cube
- Starship Troopers
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- AI
- The Animatrix
To end the show, we argue about The Big Lebowski, again.
7pm: The guys start off playing the audio of the press conference about Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy. Well, apparently, it was not exactly drugs.
Tonight Chris' other dog, LauLau, is in studio with us today. As Chris' other dog, Yahtzee, passed away yesterday, LauLau is now lead dog in the family. She is a total sweetheart, we will see how Alpha she can be.
In more Anna news, a third person has been announced in the race for paternity of Anna's baby. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, is now saying that he is the father. What the hell is going on with this? It's like an episode of "South Park." This guy is ridiculous, apparently he bought his title of Prince, and he married Zsa Zsa when he was forty, and she was seventy.
Chris is amazed that Brad and T are able to quit smoking together, without it being a blowout. But, they have lasted nine days so far, this shows that it will be good. They are also not sneaking around to smoke. Well, as far as Brad knows.
Chris talks about in a past relationship, when he hid drinking from his girlfriend. She threatened to cut him off if he kept drinking. His solution was not to quit drinking, but to start drinking Peppermint Schnapps. She'll just think my breath is really good. He says that it did not work, but that she let him get away with it for three months.
Mike in Mendocino calls in to end the craziness. He nominates Anna Nicole Smith to go into the Pit of Mediocrity. Fantastic. Good call Mike.
To end the hour, the guys ask if anyone knows the actual definition of insurgents. I guess "rebel forces." Dan says that it is forces from within fighting for the interests of an outside force. Apparently, both of us are not entirely correct.
8pm: In talking about the VietCong, as I asked if they were insurgents, the guys talk about the CBS corporation's booklet called "Words Hurt." This is a booklet is to help them learn how not to use ethnic stereotypes and slurs.
The topic for the hour is the first time you looked at pornography. Mike in Los Gatos was only six years old. He saw it in an email and was so scared that he cried. Aww. That's really sad.
The definition of an insurgent, according to Merriam-Webster is "a person who revolts against civil authority or an established government; especially : a rebel not recognized as a belligerent."
Brad says that he first saw porn magazines in the woods. There was a pile of them, mostly indistinguishable. It is the first time he remembers seeing a naked woman. He says that it was a monumental experience for him.
Tamica in Fremont says that she was only eight years old. She was at the house alone and was sifting through the VHS tapes, when she popped in some porn.
Chris in Hayward was twelve when he put in a videotape of his father's. He was suspended from school, and the tape was his father having sex with his girlfriend. He says that he could not look at either of them the same after that. Eww. That is disgusting.
Oh no, Lauren in Mountain View first saw porn in a really weird circumstance. She was dog sitting for her grandmother, and was at the house alone. At 12, she put in one of Grandma's videos, and it was a Ron Jeremy porn. Shudder.
Holy crap. Charles in Fremont was nine years old when he went into his parent's closet. In there, he found a box of tapes labeled "Debbie and Jerry's porn." The curious child that he is, he puts in a tape. To his horror, he finds out that it is not their porn, but their sex tapes. He says that he has not been able to watch porn since. He freaked out and told his parents, and they laughed at him. That's awful.
Chris in Rohnert Park was 9 years old when his dad and brothers were watching porn. They had kept him out, and he snuck into the room. He hid behind some furniture until he was caught, and got beat down.
9pm: Sean in Danville says that he first saw porn on the scrambled Playboy Channel. Ahh, I think that was the introduction to porn for most of my generation. Chris points out that some crazy man out there, must have a fetish for mishapen green breasts.
Dave in Oakland was seven when he asked his father about sex. His response was to go get a porno movie to explain. That is an interesting take on parenthood.
Wow, in another disturbing story on this subject, China in Bakersfield calls in. When she was about nine years old, she went looking through her mom's closet. Unfortunately, she came upon a cardboard box. Inside, was not pornography, but her mom's fetish items. AHHHH.
The guys move on from porn movies to geek movies. TechBlog has released the Fifteen Geek Movies to See Before You Die.
"Brazil" is the first movie on here. If you haven't seen this, it is one of the most bizarre movies I have ever seen. Terry Gilliam is out of his damn mind.
"The Matrix" is on there. We're all not sure that this is geek movie. It is Sci-Fi, but was such a mainstream hit that I'm not sure.
"Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn" is on there, and Brad admits only grudgingly that Star Trek is geeky. Um, isn't Star Trek the definition of geekitude?
Dan loves one of the movies on here, "Shaun of the Dead." I really liked that movie, I thought it was really funny. Dan tells us that his favorite zombie movie is "Night of the Living Dead."
10pm: Brad went to go check on his car during break, because someone stole his spot in the garage again today. He is happy, because his car looks clean as it is raining. He realizes then that he falls into the category of car owner who is happy when it rains. Unlike, those people who are mad because they just got their car washed.
Dave in Martinez is upset because "Planet of the Apes" is not on the list. He was so mad that he climbed out of bed with a fever of 102, just to tell us.
Crazy Terry Gilliam is all over this list. He has three movies: "Brazil," "12 Monkeys," and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Wow, he is a crazy bastard.
"War Games" is on the list, which I would not have expected, but we all like. That was the first big hacker movie. I have learned a lot about this from my computer-savvy boyfriend.
Movies Mentioned Not on the List:
- A Scanner Darkly
- Dune
- Tallman
- Hackers
- Tron
- Cube
- Starship Troopers
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- AI
- The Animatrix
To end the show, we argue about The Big Lebowski, again.
posted by The Gray Area at 7:01 PM
1 Comments:
Hi Erica,
I wanted to give you a link to "The Easy Way to Quit smoking"
This is the best way to quit.
I wrote a blurb on my homepage saying why.
Maybe if you quit so easily, Brad and Chris will too!
You can be the light! L'chaim!!
So just check out what I have to say, and challenge me, prove me wrong! Prove the book wrong!
The Easy Way to Quit Smoking" by Allen Carr
my homepage blurb: http://scotthale0.tripod.com/id45.html
You can do it! And you can smoke till you don't want to! Trust me!!
--Scott in S.F.
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