Wednesday, February 14th
Hey everyone, Happy Valentine's Day.
7pm: To start off the show on an uncomfortable note, we play a clip of young sportscaster, Brian Wilson. This poor guy has some pretty unfortunate ears, that progressive get redder throughout his attempt. The best part is where he says with zero enthusiasm, "Boom goes the dynamite." Oh, just so awful.
Sadly, we get a call back from Kevin in Newark. If you don't remember, last night Kevin called us for advice on his plan for his crush on Valentine's Day. He had never asked her out, bought her three presents, and wanted to take her out to dinner. We all were concerned that Kevin's plan was a little too much. Dan thinks he should have just spent the money on a hooker instead.
Kevin calls in today to let us know what happened. Clearly, as he is home listening to the show, it did not go well. First, he gave her roses and chocolate in class around noon. He did this anonymously, planning to meet her at the end of the day and tell her his feelings. He overheard her speaking to her friends, and her guy friend, Jeff, stole credit for the whole thing. Although her friends knew it was him, they backed up the guy friend with this claim. Oh man, that is absolutely terrible.
The guys offer to call the other guy or the girl to do battle for Kevin. Conveniently, Kevin claims he does not know their last names. There is no way that is true, because every high school has a school directory. If he wanted to give us their phone numbers, he certainly would be able to do so.
Nick in San Jose says that this is the best thing that could happen. He should just embrace the bitterness, and realize that love is hard. He thinks that if he confronts the football player than he will get his ass kicked.
Barbara in San Mateo thinks the girl knew that it was Kevin all along. Her friends told her, and she asked the football player to set this up. So, in order to spare the awkwardness of rejecting him, she had Jeff take the credit in front of him. The more I think about this, the more I think this is right. Kevin is definitely the fall guy.
Rory in Pleasanton is thinking smart. He thinks that Kevin should use this sob story to gain the sympathies of another girl. Hmm, that is an interesting plan. When presented with Chris' idea that the girl may not care that Jeff lied, because she is in with the popular kids, Rory thinks these lies will only make her fall harder.
8pm: Diana in Pleasanton thinks that the whole plot is probably not true. She thinks her friends saw that she liked him, so they did not want to deal with her being pissed off at them. Diana says that you should tell the girl, but with no expectations. Ahmad in San Jose basically agrees.
During caller Gama's call, we finally are able to move the stones. We are at 96%. Woohoo.
Brad points out that sex with someone you hate, is some of the hottest sex. Chris wonders which is better: hate sex or work sex? Adam in Sonoma says hate sex is definitely the best.
Overwhelmingly, all the callers say that hate sex is hotter. Hate sex is only about sex, and usually only once. It comes without the complications of work sex.
Chris and Brad think it's close, but both pick work sex. They say that the reason it is so hot, is because it is still hot afterwards. That you get more and more reckless, and it gets progressively hotter.
7pm: To start off the show on an uncomfortable note, we play a clip of young sportscaster, Brian Wilson. This poor guy has some pretty unfortunate ears, that progressive get redder throughout his attempt. The best part is where he says with zero enthusiasm, "Boom goes the dynamite." Oh, just so awful.
Sadly, we get a call back from Kevin in Newark. If you don't remember, last night Kevin called us for advice on his plan for his crush on Valentine's Day. He had never asked her out, bought her three presents, and wanted to take her out to dinner. We all were concerned that Kevin's plan was a little too much. Dan thinks he should have just spent the money on a hooker instead.
Kevin calls in today to let us know what happened. Clearly, as he is home listening to the show, it did not go well. First, he gave her roses and chocolate in class around noon. He did this anonymously, planning to meet her at the end of the day and tell her his feelings. He overheard her speaking to her friends, and her guy friend, Jeff, stole credit for the whole thing. Although her friends knew it was him, they backed up the guy friend with this claim. Oh man, that is absolutely terrible.
The guys offer to call the other guy or the girl to do battle for Kevin. Conveniently, Kevin claims he does not know their last names. There is no way that is true, because every high school has a school directory. If he wanted to give us their phone numbers, he certainly would be able to do so.
Nick in San Jose says that this is the best thing that could happen. He should just embrace the bitterness, and realize that love is hard. He thinks that if he confronts the football player than he will get his ass kicked.
Barbara in San Mateo thinks the girl knew that it was Kevin all along. Her friends told her, and she asked the football player to set this up. So, in order to spare the awkwardness of rejecting him, she had Jeff take the credit in front of him. The more I think about this, the more I think this is right. Kevin is definitely the fall guy.
Rory in Pleasanton is thinking smart. He thinks that Kevin should use this sob story to gain the sympathies of another girl. Hmm, that is an interesting plan. When presented with Chris' idea that the girl may not care that Jeff lied, because she is in with the popular kids, Rory thinks these lies will only make her fall harder.
8pm: Diana in Pleasanton thinks that the whole plot is probably not true. She thinks her friends saw that she liked him, so they did not want to deal with her being pissed off at them. Diana says that you should tell the girl, but with no expectations. Ahmad in San Jose basically agrees.
During caller Gama's call, we finally are able to move the stones. We are at 96%. Woohoo.
Brad points out that sex with someone you hate, is some of the hottest sex. Chris wonders which is better: hate sex or work sex? Adam in Sonoma says hate sex is definitely the best.
Overwhelmingly, all the callers say that hate sex is hotter. Hate sex is only about sex, and usually only once. It comes without the complications of work sex.
Chris and Brad think it's close, but both pick work sex. They say that the reason it is so hot, is because it is still hot afterwards. That you get more and more reckless, and it gets progressively hotter.
posted by The Gray Area at 7:00 PM
1 Comments:
I think Kevin should harness that hurt he is feeling, turn it into something useful, like hate! He really needs to just send this girl a big box of cow poo! Just get her a nice poo pie! Then, to make the revenge that much sweeter he should say that it is from Mr. Football Stud Jackmule.
Normally I'd say just take a dump in the box yourself but with the wonders of DNA... The police would be on your doorstep in a matter of days. I have seen CSI... I know how it works.
Btw... I still say I am A.N.S's Daughter's father.
Dennis in San Jose
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