Thursday, April 19th Show 1
Hey everyone. Welcome to the first show of The Gray Area of the day. We are doing another doubleheader today.
1pm: We start off playing a clip from "The Warriors" as the Golden State Warriors have finally made the playoffs. It's the soundbyte where Luther keeps saying, "Warriors, come out and plaaaaay." Ughh, that hurts my soul.
This somehow leads us to discuss the new reality show starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. Because everyone really cares what happened to these two annoying losers. I wonder if they will have competitions on whose life is more of a disaster.
We return to the fastest firings that we spoke about last night. One caller's friend was fired within thirty minutes for crashing a forklift into his father's office.
We interrupt this topic to talk about some breaking news. Thirty-six schools in Yuba City are on lockdown from being threatened by a shooter. This idiot is claiming he will make Virginia Tech look tame in comparison.
Nick in Corte Madera had to fire someone on his first day. The guy called out of work from jail on his first day. How do you do that?
Cathy in Brentwood just got a call from her daughter saying there is a shooting threat at the school tomorrow. This is just like the aftermath of Columbine. For a couple months after that shooting, we had constant bomb threats at my high school. There was also a widespread rumour that something terrible would happen on May 10th.
2pm: Ok, back to the firing stories. Sid in Fremont was at a Christmas party and walked in on his boss having sex with an employee's wife. He was fired by New Years for seeing that, under the guise of something else.
Chris says that he blew blackmail handed to him on a silver platter. Brad, Sac and I all tend to think you take a more subtle approach. You use the situation as an insurance policy. Now you get to pick your assignments and are immediately the favorite.
The guys read a letter from the Smithsonian to a nut. This letter is fantastic. Apparently, this man had sent in, what he said, was proof of early man in Charleston County two million years ago. Instead, it was, the head of a Malibu Barbie Doll. I can't possibly summarize this letter and do it justice, so I strongly suggest you read it yourself.
John in SF was working at a Starbucks when a new hire did something really stupid. Within his first hour of work, he did a double-load of whipits. He fell down after doing that and his head landed on a customer's foot. Immediately, of course, he was fired.
We just were handed some crazy audio from TMZ of Alec Baldwin leaving a voicemail for his preteen daughter. He is very upset with her for not answering the call. He is going completely insane. He calls her a "little pig" and tells her he is going to "straighten her out." For this, he may supposedly lose his visitation rights.
Ok, well we'll be back at 7.
1pm: We start off playing a clip from "The Warriors" as the Golden State Warriors have finally made the playoffs. It's the soundbyte where Luther keeps saying, "Warriors, come out and plaaaaay." Ughh, that hurts my soul.
This somehow leads us to discuss the new reality show starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. Because everyone really cares what happened to these two annoying losers. I wonder if they will have competitions on whose life is more of a disaster.
We return to the fastest firings that we spoke about last night. One caller's friend was fired within thirty minutes for crashing a forklift into his father's office.
We interrupt this topic to talk about some breaking news. Thirty-six schools in Yuba City are on lockdown from being threatened by a shooter. This idiot is claiming he will make Virginia Tech look tame in comparison.
Nick in Corte Madera had to fire someone on his first day. The guy called out of work from jail on his first day. How do you do that?
Cathy in Brentwood just got a call from her daughter saying there is a shooting threat at the school tomorrow. This is just like the aftermath of Columbine. For a couple months after that shooting, we had constant bomb threats at my high school. There was also a widespread rumour that something terrible would happen on May 10th.
2pm: Ok, back to the firing stories. Sid in Fremont was at a Christmas party and walked in on his boss having sex with an employee's wife. He was fired by New Years for seeing that, under the guise of something else.
Chris says that he blew blackmail handed to him on a silver platter. Brad, Sac and I all tend to think you take a more subtle approach. You use the situation as an insurance policy. Now you get to pick your assignments and are immediately the favorite.
The guys read a letter from the Smithsonian to a nut. This letter is fantastic. Apparently, this man had sent in, what he said, was proof of early man in Charleston County two million years ago. Instead, it was, the head of a Malibu Barbie Doll. I can't possibly summarize this letter and do it justice, so I strongly suggest you read it yourself.
John in SF was working at a Starbucks when a new hire did something really stupid. Within his first hour of work, he did a double-load of whipits. He fell down after doing that and his head landed on a customer's foot. Immediately, of course, he was fired.
We just were handed some crazy audio from TMZ of Alec Baldwin leaving a voicemail for his preteen daughter. He is very upset with her for not answering the call. He is going completely insane. He calls her a "little pig" and tells her he is going to "straighten her out." For this, he may supposedly lose his visitation rights.
Ok, well we'll be back at 7.
posted by The Gray Area at 12:58 PM
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Hi Erica. You have a smokin' hot voice. What do you look like? Tell us over the air!
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