Thursday, October 26
Hi Everyone! Erica here to let you know what is going on in "The Gray Area." We've got a lot of great audio for you tonight. I am working on getting the writer of the Ethan Albright letter. Hopefully, he will call back soon.
7pm: Starting off sweet as ever, the guys start off playing, "Throw the Jew Down the Well" from the Borat movie. They then want to know if I have horns. Thanks guys, I really appreciate the tolerance and acceptance demonstrated at the station.
Well at least, they make up for it by pimping the blog. They liked the pranker tips from yesterday. Thanks guys.
This leads them to the question: What's with the popularity of blogs when it is so difficult to read on the computer? Well, first of all... my blog is easier to read because of the black background. (I don't know if that's true, but I want you to read my blog.) We hear from callers that you can change the background or can get an anti-glare monitor.
We played a remix of Barbra Streisand saying, "Shut the F*** Up" to a heckling fan about a month ago. I gotta say, the f-word is in that song about 50 times. It took forever to bleep all of those out and that song will be in my head for the next 3 weeks.
To end the hour, we will be speaking to Charlie DeMarco, the editor behind the Ethan Albright letter. Hopefully, he will be as funny as the letter would have you believe. I really want to know if they are in trouble for it. Ethan's mother told me their lawyers were looking into it. He made a sweet, Southern lady sad. That's just not right.
Charlie is pretty cool and informs us that he's not worried. Apparently, because they let you know on the site, they are not culpable. I let him know that I spoke to Ethan's mother and he guessed correctly that she was not pleased with the language used. He also lets us know that Ethan made the ugliest player All-Star team. Brad makes sure he knows to keep going with the cursing.
8pm: Menace, producer of "Sex With Emily," sent Chris an email letting him know that Brad always leaves his e-mails up on the computer. Menace kinda calls him out on all the gay porn sites and emails. Wow, that explains a lot about Brad's supposed homo-nausea.
Chris asks about the term, "uber-gay." Dan tells him that maybe it is a guy who wears lipstick to bed. This stems from a description of the Bruno character by Sacha Baron Cohen. Chris also notices that the gay men in America are always incredibly cut and strong, but internationally, this is not the case. He would like to see a fight between American gay men and European gay men.
The guys ask about precocious little kids. If you have one of these kids, does it creep you out sometimes. Is it weird for you when a 4-year-old is speaking like an adult? When I was waiting tables, I had a little kid tell me that my "service was fabulous and the food was magnificent." It was funny, but really weird to hear that in that little, squeaky voice.
They found a story about a pole dancing kit for little girls. This is the most disturbing toy I have ever seen. What the hell? Brad is absolutely appalled, Chris thinks there might be some value if she is pretty, but not that bright. Here's another good story about toys. This cop toy says the f-word.
Also, to continue these child-friendly stories, we hear about a drug-addicted mother who stopped CPR to have a cigarette. This sounds bad enough, but it gets worse. You'll have to read for yourself, it's depressing.
To close out the hour, the guys go over "The 50 Worst Video Game Names" from GameRevolution.com. My favorite is "Ninja Hamster." I want to play that. It reminds me of DancingHamster.com, which as I just checked is no longer on the Internet. :( Number 1 on the list: Irritating Stick. What the hell kind of game is that?
9pm: In this area, we want to know, how Bay Area bad can you be? This is sparked by a guy who drives a tank to work. This thing gets like 2 miles to the gallon. Yeah, I can't imagine that going over so well on 101.
Tim in Vallejo suggests wearing a pink tutu and rollerblades in the Financial District singing "Oops, I Did It Again." That would be a sight to see. Go for it Tim, and please, please send us pictures.
Other Ideas:
- Fishing with Dynamite
- Covering Your Car in Fur, With "God Made Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve"
- Walking around with a small, mentally-challenged child on a leash (from Mike in Lafayette)
Somehow during this discussion, they start talking about menudo, some soup with pig intestines. This also leads to eating cow eyes. Ugh. They give me crap for never having menudo, but I'm going to have to pass on that one. The cow eyes, too.
Mike in Benecia tries to set the tone with, "What happened when you were hit on by someone unexpected?"
- For me, it was by friends that I had known for years with no clue of their feelings
- Brad was hit on by a girl who his brother had picked up
- Chris was hit on by an older lady with her husband in the other room. He ran away when she put his um, "special part" by her face.
We call Chris' girlfriend, "Ace" to hear her Rocky Mountain Oyster story. She was waiting on a woman who didn't know what they were. She was being incredibly picky with them. Finally, she eats them and with her date smirking. When she finds out what they are, she leaves in a huff, and all her date can do is shrug and say, "I guess we'll have the check."
10pm: To start us off, Kyle in Livermore tells us that he had sex with his best friend's mom when he was 15. He said that instead of being hot, it was incredibly awkward. Because she was so experienced, and he was so inexperienced, he felt completely inadequate.
Then Teddy Jr. in Oreville calls in to tell us about the time that he was hit on by a widow right after the funeral. She was much older and pulled him upstairs where they messed around. I think he didn't like it very much. Probably more awkward than anything.
All of this conversation makes Brad think of the Dodger announcer clip from last night. He feels hit on just hearing that announcer. It is pretty over the top, they should really look into this.
Finally, we are giving away the Exotic Erotic tickets. We gave tickets to Mike in Lafayette and Karen in Tracy for good calls. Other expo winners are Rudy in Pleasanton and Lee in Hayward. The big winner with tickets to both the Expo and the Ball is Paul in Novato. Congratulations to all the winners. Have a good night and I apologize to my mother.
7pm: Starting off sweet as ever, the guys start off playing, "Throw the Jew Down the Well" from the Borat movie. They then want to know if I have horns. Thanks guys, I really appreciate the tolerance and acceptance demonstrated at the station.Well at least, they make up for it by pimping the blog. They liked the pranker tips from yesterday. Thanks guys.
This leads them to the question: What's with the popularity of blogs when it is so difficult to read on the computer? Well, first of all... my blog is easier to read because of the black background. (I don't know if that's true, but I want you to read my blog.) We hear from callers that you can change the background or can get an anti-glare monitor.
We played a remix of Barbra Streisand saying, "Shut the F*** Up" to a heckling fan about a month ago. I gotta say, the f-word is in that song about 50 times. It took forever to bleep all of those out and that song will be in my head for the next 3 weeks.
To end the hour, we will be speaking to Charlie DeMarco, the editor behind the Ethan Albright letter. Hopefully, he will be as funny as the letter would have you believe. I really want to know if they are in trouble for it. Ethan's mother told me their lawyers were looking into it. He made a sweet, Southern lady sad. That's just not right.
Charlie is pretty cool and informs us that he's not worried. Apparently, because they let you know on the site, they are not culpable. I let him know that I spoke to Ethan's mother and he guessed correctly that she was not pleased with the language used. He also lets us know that Ethan made the ugliest player All-Star team. Brad makes sure he knows to keep going with the cursing.
8pm: Menace, producer of "Sex With Emily," sent Chris an email letting him know that Brad always leaves his e-mails up on the computer. Menace kinda calls him out on all the gay porn sites and emails. Wow, that explains a lot about Brad's supposed homo-nausea.
Chris asks about the term, "uber-gay." Dan tells him that maybe it is a guy who wears lipstick to bed. This stems from a description of the Bruno character by Sacha Baron Cohen. Chris also notices that the gay men in America are always incredibly cut and strong, but internationally, this is not the case. He would like to see a fight between American gay men and European gay men.
The guys ask about precocious little kids. If you have one of these kids, does it creep you out sometimes. Is it weird for you when a 4-year-old is speaking like an adult? When I was waiting tables, I had a little kid tell me that my "service was fabulous and the food was magnificent." It was funny, but really weird to hear that in that little, squeaky voice.
They found a story about a pole dancing kit for little girls. This is the most disturbing toy I have ever seen. What the hell? Brad is absolutely appalled, Chris thinks there might be some value if she is pretty, but not that bright. Here's another good story about toys. This cop toy says the f-word.
Also, to continue these child-friendly stories, we hear about a drug-addicted mother who stopped CPR to have a cigarette. This sounds bad enough, but it gets worse. You'll have to read for yourself, it's depressing.
To close out the hour, the guys go over "The 50 Worst Video Game Names" from GameRevolution.com. My favorite is "Ninja Hamster." I want to play that. It reminds me of DancingHamster.com, which as I just checked is no longer on the Internet. :( Number 1 on the list: Irritating Stick. What the hell kind of game is that?
9pm: In this area, we want to know, how Bay Area bad can you be? This is sparked by a guy who drives a tank to work. This thing gets like 2 miles to the gallon. Yeah, I can't imagine that going over so well on 101.
Tim in Vallejo suggests wearing a pink tutu and rollerblades in the Financial District singing "Oops, I Did It Again." That would be a sight to see. Go for it Tim, and please, please send us pictures.
Other Ideas:
- Fishing with Dynamite
- Covering Your Car in Fur, With "God Made Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve"
- Walking around with a small, mentally-challenged child on a leash (from Mike in Lafayette)
Somehow during this discussion, they start talking about menudo, some soup with pig intestines. This also leads to eating cow eyes. Ugh. They give me crap for never having menudo, but I'm going to have to pass on that one. The cow eyes, too.
Mike in Benecia tries to set the tone with, "What happened when you were hit on by someone unexpected?"
- For me, it was by friends that I had known for years with no clue of their feelings
- Brad was hit on by a girl who his brother had picked up
- Chris was hit on by an older lady with her husband in the other room. He ran away when she put his um, "special part" by her face.
We call Chris' girlfriend, "Ace" to hear her Rocky Mountain Oyster story. She was waiting on a woman who didn't know what they were. She was being incredibly picky with them. Finally, she eats them and with her date smirking. When she finds out what they are, she leaves in a huff, and all her date can do is shrug and say, "I guess we'll have the check."
10pm: To start us off, Kyle in Livermore tells us that he had sex with his best friend's mom when he was 15. He said that instead of being hot, it was incredibly awkward. Because she was so experienced, and he was so inexperienced, he felt completely inadequate.
Then Teddy Jr. in Oreville calls in to tell us about the time that he was hit on by a widow right after the funeral. She was much older and pulled him upstairs where they messed around. I think he didn't like it very much. Probably more awkward than anything.
All of this conversation makes Brad think of the Dodger announcer clip from last night. He feels hit on just hearing that announcer. It is pretty over the top, they should really look into this.
Finally, we are giving away the Exotic Erotic tickets. We gave tickets to Mike in Lafayette and Karen in Tracy for good calls. Other expo winners are Rudy in Pleasanton and Lee in Hayward. The big winner with tickets to both the Expo and the Ball is Paul in Novato. Congratulations to all the winners. Have a good night and I apologize to my mother.
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